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Congress Votes to Remove George W. Bush's Feeding Tube: Cites the fact that He's Brain Dead Anyway.

March 23, 2005 Staff

Congress has met in a special session today to pass legislation that would shift the responsibility for the care of President George W. Bush from doctors at the Bethesda Naval Hospital to Dr. Jack Kevorkian. [Read more]

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It's a Miracle; Teri Schiavo is Awake, Hungry and Really Pissed At Tom Delay, Bill Frist and Geor…

March 21, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources Florida Bureau reports a stunning medical miracle, Teri Schiavo has regained consciousness! Early this morning the Hospice doctors that have been treating Ms. Schiavo were shocked to find she had regained consciousness. Schiavo [Read more]

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Clergy Condemns Congress Over Teri Schiavo, Obesity Saves Social Security and John Paul II Gets P…

March 21, 2005 Staff

Congress Acts To Keep Teri Schiavo from Going To Heaven: Conservative Christian groups are expressing shock and dismay over the passage of a Congressional bill to intervene in the case of Teri Schiavo, the Florida [Read more]

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The White House Supports Abortion, Kinky Christian Kids and Paul Wolfowitz Banks On Bombing: Unco…

March 20, 2005 Staff

Parents- Don’t Touch That…You Don’t Know Where It’s Been: A study co-authored by professors from Yale and Columbia Universities has found that teenagers who have pledged to remain virgins till marriage have not foregone all [Read more]

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Congressional Leaders Vow To Continue To Meddle in Schiavo Case: Tom Delay says "We have absolut…

March 19, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Congressional leaders have decided to suspend other pressing business and spend all their time meddling in the personal affairs of the Schiavo Family. “The truth is we have absolutely nothing better [Read more]

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George W. Bush Appoints Charles Manson to Lead Office for Victims of Crime

March 16, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that The President will name convicted murder Charles Manson to head the government’s Office for Victims of Crime. The appointment, yet another in a string of bold personale choices by the President, [Read more]