Congress has met in a special session today to pass legislation that would shift the responsibility for the care of President George W. Bush from doctors at the Bethesda Naval Hospital to Dr. Jack Kevorkian. [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that North Korea has developed a nuclear weapons delivery system capable of striking the continental United States. Kim Jong Il, the beloved leader of North Korea, made a rare public broadcast this [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources Florida Bureau reports a stunning medical miracle, Teri Schiavo has regained consciousness! Early this morning the Hospice doctors that have been treating Ms. Schiavo were shocked to find she had regained consciousness. Schiavo [Read more]
Congress Acts To Keep Teri Schiavo from Going To Heaven: Conservative Christian groups are expressing shock and dismay over the passage of a Congressional bill to intervene in the case of Teri Schiavo, the Florida [Read more]
Parents- Don’t Touch That…You Don’t Know Where It’s Been: A study co-authored by professors from Yale and Columbia Universities has found that teenagers who have pledged to remain virgins till marriage have not foregone all [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Congressional leaders have decided to suspend other pressing business and spend all their time meddling in the personal affairs of the Schiavo Family. “The truth is we have absolutely nothing better [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that The President will name convicted murder Charles Manson to head the government’s Office for Victims of Crime. The appointment, yet another in a string of bold personale choices by the President, [Read more]
From the right and always right, commentary by Randy Wright. For those of you who haven’t heard the news Italy has been officially placed in the “Against Us” column in our fight to win the [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Karen Hughes, the newly selected under secretary for public diplomacy, has made a strong start at mending frayed relations between the US and the Arab World. Hughes, a long time Bush [Read more]
(Beaumerde-Arkansas) The Brothers of the Ku Klux Klan announced yesterday that they would be implementing a diversity program to increase membership. In a statement posted on the Klan’s website, www.yesweklan.org, National Grand Dragon, Emmet Kelly [Read more]
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