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National News

George W. Bush, Britney Spears and Bono: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Monday, March 07, 2005

March 7, 2005 Staff

Christians Persecuted: Conservative Christian Groups are up in arms about plans to display the Code of Hammurabi and the Magna Carta next to the Ten Commandments on some court house lawns. The idea of grouping [Read more]

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George W. Bush Hosts Screening of Logan's Run During Stop On Social Security Reform Sales Tour.

March 6, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the President hosted a screening of the movie classic Logan’s Run during a stop on the administrations “Road To Ruin” Social Security Reform sales tour. After the film the President spoke [Read more]

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National News

Bush Administration Withdraws UN Anti Abortion Push- John Paul II Furious- Excommunicates The Ent…

March 5, 2005 Staff

George W. Bush’s White House backed down from demands that the UN include an anti abortion initiative at their conference on Women’s Rights. Originally held in Beijing, China in 1995, this years meeting was a [Read more]

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AARP Physician Calls Increase in Vice President Dick Cheney's Shoe Size a Threat to Social Security

March 5, 2005 Staff

WASHINGTON – An AARP physician told Unconfirmed Sources yesterday that the recent increase in Vice President Dick Cheney’s shoe size had “ominous implications” for the Social Security debate. “To put it bluntly, the elderly population [Read more]