Christians Persecuted: Conservative Christian Groups are up in arms about plans to display the Code of Hammurabi and the Magna Carta next to the Ten Commandments on some court house lawns. The idea of grouping [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the President hosted a screening of the movie classic Logan’s Run during a stop on the administrations “Road To Ruin” Social Security Reform sales tour. After the film the President spoke [Read more]
George W. Bush’s White House backed down from demands that the UN include an anti abortion initiative at their conference on Women’s Rights. Originally held in Beijing, China in 1995, this years meeting was a [Read more]
WASHINGTON – An AARP physician told Unconfirmed Sources yesterday that the recent increase in Vice President Dick Cheney’s shoe size had “ominous implications” for the Social Security debate. “To put it bluntly, the elderly population [Read more]
WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush says the “left-wing bias” in the way his administration is covered by the satirical press is undermining the American way of life. Although Bush admits he is not computer-literate, [Read more]
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Unconfirmed Sources report that White House has released a new version of the Ten Commandments in an attempt to head off a divisive legal fight before the Supreme Court. The President made the announcement early [Read more]
WASHINGTON – Calling the dollar’s “cheesy appearance” the main reason for its poor showing against the euro in world financial markets, President George W. Bush told reporters yesterday that he plans to ask Congress to [Read more]