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National News

IRAQ WMD Final Report: Shocking Evidence Found!

April 27, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources deep inside the US armies Iraq Survey Group report they have found a fully functioning WMD. Located inside a top secret weapons research facility, cleverly disguised as a baby milk factory, the WMD [Read more]

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World News

Ann Coulter to Play Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Sith: Hayden Christens…

April 25, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Star Wars: Episode III is under going massive re-shooting as George Lucas has decided Hayden Christensen is too much of a whip to play the young Darth Vader. Our Hollywood sources [Read more]

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George W. Bush Quietly Mulls Over Gasoline Rationing

April 24, 2005 Staff

In the face of rising fuel prices and dwindling supplies the Administration of George W. Bush is mulling over the prospect of gasoline rationing that would take effect in time for this years summer travel [Read more]

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Washington

Republicans Go For 'Nuclear Option' and 'Final Solution' in Senate

April 23, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources report that Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist has decided to exercise the ‘Nuclear Option’ and the ‘Final Solution’ against Senate Democrats. Come Monday morning Frist will change the rules in the Senate to [Read more]

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World News

Connecticut Legalizes Civil Unions for Gays and is Immediately Destroyed By Fire and Brimstone

April 21, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the state of Connecticut has been destroyed. FEMA officials on the scene and indicate that the devastation of the once proud state is utterly complete. The devastation was caused by a [Read more]

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Washington

Bush Signs Bill Outlawing Bankruptcy: Poor People Rejoice

April 20, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that thousands of debt ridden Americans have taken to the streets in celebration of the outlawing of bankruptcy. With the stroke of a pen President Bush put an end to the money [Read more]

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National News

John Bolton Sings Micheal Bolton to Senators At Nomination Hearing

April 19, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that John Bolton, President Bush’s provocative choice for the U.N. ambassadorship, broke into song today in an attempt to sway skeptical Senators. The hearings had taken a turn for the worse for [Read more]

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Satire Sites Stock Prices Surge as George W. Bush Holds More Press Conferences

April 18, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the stock prices of the top political satire web sites have surged as the President holds more press conferences. The President has hit the road trying to sell the destruction of [Read more]

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The President

White House Insider Leaks President George W. Bush's Autobiography: The Power of Denial, The Life…

April 15, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources has received a draft copy of the book The Power of Denial the Life of George W. Bush by George W. Bush. The manuscript was leaked to US by our secret White House [Read more]