President George W. Bush addressed the nation in a prime time televised speech from Fort Bragg, North Carolina. The reason we mention this is that apparently most Americans were completely unaware of it. Mr. Bush [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the U.S. Army has set a new recruiting record in the wake of President Bush’s address to the nation last Tuesday. Young Republicans are flocking to Army recruiting centers to join [Read more]
President George W. Bush addressed the nation from Fort Bragg on the first anniversary of the turnover of Iraq to the Iraqi people. With his poll numbers at an all time low, U.S. military casualties [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that across the globe American troops are hopping mad at President George W. Bush. In Bush’s Tuesday speech he said that 160,000 Iraqi troops will be able to do the job in [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources has received a draft copy of the Presidents remarks that he will deliver to a friendly crowd at Fort Bragg, N.C., home of the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division. The speech titled, Kill More [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the Iraqi insurgency is indeed in its final days. It has been financially crippled by the high cost of gasoline and a shortage of used cars to be used in suicide [Read more]
(Bentonville–AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom’s life [Read more]
Iranians went to the polls and overwhelmingly elected the former hard line mayor of Tehran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The election has caused a great deal of concern among western nations, particularly the United States where President [Read more]
Congressional Lawmakers held a surprise inspection of the prisoner facility at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Marine base this week. The surprise visit, held with only three weeks notice, reportedly took the base commander completely by [Read more]
White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove, in an address to a Conservative Party of New York fundraiser on June 23rd, said, “Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; [Read more]
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