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National News

Americans React To George W. Bush's Iraq Speech At Fort Bragg

June 29, 2005 Staff

President George W. Bush addressed the nation in a prime time televised speech from Fort Bragg, North Carolina. The reason we mention this is that apparently most Americans were completely unaware of it. Mr. Bush [Read more]

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Washington

U.S. Army Smashes Records as Young Republicans Rush to Enlist

June 29, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the U.S. Army has set a new recruiting record in the wake of President Bush’s address to the nation last Tuesday. Young Republicans are flocking to Army recruiting centers to join [Read more]

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Editorial: Why We Must Listen To George W. Bush And Stay The Course In Iraq

June 29, 2005 Staff

President George W. Bush addressed the nation from Fort Bragg on the first anniversary of the turnover of Iraq to the Iraqi people. With his poll numbers at an all time low, U.S. military casualties [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush Says Iraqi Troops are Better Than Ours

June 28, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that across the globe American troops are hopping mad at President George W. Bush. In Bush’s Tuesday speech he said that 160,000 Iraqi troops will be able to do the job in [Read more]

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Celebrity News

Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears

June 27, 2005 Staff

(Bentonville–AR) Monday, in front of Wal-Mart headquarters, Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom’s life [Read more]

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National News

Western Leaders Express Concern Over New Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

June 26, 2005 Staff

Iranians went to the polls and overwhelmingly elected the former hard line mayor of Tehran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The election has caused a great deal of concern among western nations, particularly the United States where President [Read more]

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National News

Army Invites Lawmakers To Surprise Visit To Guantanamo. Result: Surprised To Find Conditions Impr…

June 26, 2005 Staff

Congressional Lawmakers held a surprise inspection of the prisoner facility at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Marine base this week. The surprise visit, held with only three weeks notice, reportedly took the base commander completely by [Read more]