Month: July 2005

United States President George W. Bush traveled to Bethesda Naval Hospital for his annual physical examination. Happily for Americans and the Free World, whose citizens had been holding candle light vigils for the last week, [Read more]

I was lying on the couch on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, doing a little light reading, Gulag Archipelago I think, but it hardly matters. What matters is that my wife comes in, tosses the car [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush administration has thwarted the will of the Senate and given John Bolton a recess appointment to be the US ambassador to the United Nations. The news of Bolton’s appointment [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources inside Nasa report the agency will recall Discovery cutting short it’s mission to the International Space Station. The action will be taken in light of the failure of safety systems that caused the [Read more]

Nothing much happened today. so there’s nothing much I have to say. Nobody sighed and nobody cried, No one was wounded and nobody lied. CNN took itself off the air. and Fox really was balanced [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that the Discovery Channel’s Shark Week programming will be cut short this year as guest host Jamie Hyneman has been bitten by a great white shark. The incident occurred yesterday during the [Read more]

Unconfirmed sources report that the use of sensitivity training by US cattle ranchers has reduced the threat of Mad Cow disease. Scientists from the USDA and a small group of ranchers have been working on [Read more]

As our political leadership wonders why our citizens have seemingly lost interest in the war in Iraq, we have to ask ourselves where the next John Wayne is. Through World War II, Korea, Viet Nam [Read more]

United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld made a surprise visit to Baghdad to urge the leaders of the fledgling Iraqi Government to refrain from developing closer ties to it’s neighbors Syria and Iran. Unfortunately [Read more]