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George W. Bush Finally Admits: "It's The Oil, Stupid."

August 31, 2005 Staff

In a speech given at the North Island Air Naval Station in San Diego, California United States President George W. Bush has finally admitted the reason that American Troops were mired down in Iraq, many [Read more]

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Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher Declares Himself King

August 30, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Ernie Fletcher, formerly the Republican Governor of Kentucky, has declared himself the King of the newly formed Principality of Kentucky. King Ernie the First has opened an embassy in Washington D.C. [Read more]

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Hurricane Katrina Destroys New Orleans, George W. Bush Goes on a Bike Ride

August 28, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that as hurricane winds and tides destroyed New Orleans today the President enjoyed a leisurely bike ride in New Mexico. Aides say that while New Orleans may be under 20 feet of [Read more]

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Republican Led Congress Refuses To Investigate Pat Robertson For Embezzlement

August 26, 2005 Staff

The Republican led Congress has refused to investigate allegations of accounting irregularities in the books of the Reverend Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The offhand dismissal of and refusal to look into the allegations of one [Read more]

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Miss America Pageant Moves to Iraq as part of FOX News Broadcast Deal

August 26, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Miss America Pageant is going to relocate to Baghdad Iraq next year as part of a new broadcast deal reached with the FOX News Network. The pageant had lost it’s [Read more]

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Pat Robertson Stays Mum On Homosexual Charges

August 24, 2005 Staff

Christian Coalition president and Seven Hundred Club founder Pat Robertson, while at first denying, then apologizing for his remarks concerning the value of assassination as a tool for spreading Christ’s message of love is still [Read more]

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Pat Robertson Rushed to Hospital

August 24, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Pat Robertson was rushed to the hospital today to remove his foot from his mouth. Robertson, who has been embroiled in controversy over comments he made advocating the assassination of Venezuelan [Read more]

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Pat Robertson Advocates Assassination But Still Denies Cross Dressing Charges

August 24, 2005 Staff

Conservative Christian Coalition President and Radical Cleric Pat Robertson, who is also the leader of the Seven Hundred Club, has once again furthered the cause of love, brotherhood and Christianity by advocating cold blooded political [Read more]