In a speech given at the North Island Air Naval Station in San Diego, California United States President George W. Bush has finally admitted the reason that American Troops were mired down in Iraq, many [Read more]
As if New Orleans hasn’t suffered enough, President George W. Bush has now announced that he is cutting a full two well earned days off his month long idyll in Crawford, Texas to return to [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Ernie Fletcher, formerly the Republican Governor of Kentucky, has declared himself the King of the newly formed Principality of Kentucky. King Ernie the First has opened an embassy in Washington D.C. [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that as hurricane winds and tides destroyed New Orleans today the President enjoyed a leisurely bike ride in New Mexico. Aides say that while New Orleans may be under 20 feet of [Read more]
The Republican led Congress has refused to investigate allegations of accounting irregularities in the books of the Reverend Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The offhand dismissal of and refusal to look into the allegations of one [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the Miss America Pageant is going to relocate to Baghdad Iraq next year as part of a new broadcast deal reached with the FOX News Network. The pageant had lost it’s [Read more]
Christian Coalition president and Seven Hundred Club founder Pat Robertson, while at first denying, then apologizing for his remarks concerning the value of assassination as a tool for spreading Christ’s message of love is still [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report the All Mighty Creator that is Lord our God is upset with Rev. Pat Robertson. Seeking to distance himself from the controversial television evangelist, the All Mighty Creator that is Lord our [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Pat Robertson was rushed to the hospital today to remove his foot from his mouth. Robertson, who has been embroiled in controversy over comments he made advocating the assassination of Venezuelan [Read more]
Conservative Christian Coalition President and Radical Cleric Pat Robertson, who is also the leader of the Seven Hundred Club, has once again furthered the cause of love, brotherhood and Christianity by advocating cold blooded political [Read more]
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