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World News

Pat Robertson Extradited To Venezuela To Face Terrorism Charges

August 23, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed source report that television evangelist Pat Robertson has been extradited to Venezuela. Venezuelan authorities requested the extradition in the wake of Robertson’s suggestion that American agents assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Ch Unconfirmed Sources political [Read more]

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Iraq

White House Poll Finds 142% of Americans Support George W. Bush's Iraq War Policies

August 23, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that a secret internal White House poll found that support for the war in Iraq has surged in the wake of the Presidents speech yesterday. The President has taken time away from [Read more]

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The President

Bush To Cindy Sheehan: "I know how Cindy Sheehan feels. I'm a mother too."

August 22, 2005 Staff

(Crawford–TX) “I know how Cindy Sheehan feels. I’m a mother too,” the line attributed to George Bush in the latest Drudge Report has many Republicans spinning faster than plates on sticks at the circus. The [Read more]

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National News

Japanese Get Diplomas, Bush Is Committed and Intelligent Design For IDiots: Unconfirmed Sources N…

August 22, 2005 Staff

Now They Can Finally Get A Job At McDonalds: Some fifty years after being released from the internment camps where they spent the years of the Second World War, sixty Japanese-Americans were finally awarded the [Read more]

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National News

A little Thank You Note to My National Security Agency Web Threat Algorithm

August 21, 2005 Staff

Dear Hal, I know you have been very busy lately plowing through millions of worthless web sites and blogs, but I just wanted to take a little bit of your time to say thanks. Your’s [Read more]

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National News

How Dare You Cindy Sheehan: An American's View

August 20, 2005 Staff

As a well known Right Wing Conservative pundit, I have many times in the past several weeks criticized Cindy Sheehan, the mother of slain Army Specialist Casey Sheehan for her ridiculous protest of the War [Read more]

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National News

Why George Bush Isn't Worried About Cindy Sheehan

August 18, 2005 Staff

The Administration of United States President George W. Bush, at first caught off guard by the anti-war brush fire named Cindy Sheehan, has re-grouped and begun to realize that the situation is not as bad [Read more]

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World News

Former Gaza Settlers Find Sympathy for Palestinians in Wake of Forced Evacuation

August 18, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that newly evicted Jewish settlers have gained a new insight into why the Palestinians have been so upset for so long. The Jewish settlers who have been evicted from their homes in [Read more]

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National News

Ohio Governor Bob Taft Locked in Armed Stand-Off With Police

August 17, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources report that Ohio Governor Bob Taft has barricaded himself in the Governor’s mansion and is refusing to come out. Police and FBI have set up a perimeter and are trying to negotiate with [Read more]

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Business News

Chuck Terzella Got It All Wrong Again

August 17, 2005 Staff

Dear reader, Here at Unconfirmed Sources we take the concerns of our loyal fans seriously, well not really. Recently we received the following correction and we just had to share it. Kamal El-Din Editor/Publisher Dear [Read more]