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NASA Pulls the Plug: Space Shuttle Program Cancelled

August 3, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that NASA has decided to cancel the Space Shuttle Program as soon as the current mission is over. NASA staff have begun the task of closing down the program and have contracted [Read more]

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George Bush Excommunicates Senator Bill Frist From Republican Party Over Stem Cell Research Reversal

August 2, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Senate leader Bill Frist was excommunicated from the Republican Party yesterday for breaking with the President and supporting increased spending on stem cell research. Frist will pay a heavy price for [Read more]

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George Bush Is Gods Fault, Bill Frist Is Sane Again And Tom Cruise Isn't: Unconfirmed Sources New…

August 1, 2005 Staff

She’s Dead, But Don’t Worry, It’s Not That Cute Pregnant Chick: A body a woman found in Philadelphia is not that of the missing pregnant woman, Latoyia Figueroa. Searchers breathed a sigh of relief at [Read more]