The Republican Administration of George W. Bush has released “Scorecard- Page Two”. The Scorecard Concept, which is an effort by the White House to help members of the Republican Party be better able to determine [Read more]
Washington/Yellowcake- Congressional Republicans have responded with anger to the comments of former Assistant to the Associate Director for Developments in the Education Department under the Carter Administration and talk show host Elmo Lamont Hassenfeiger that [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources Editors are reportedly said to be shocked to find out that none of the stories veteran writer Chuck Terzella has posted on the prestigious news site were true. In the wake of the [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – In a stunning move today, President Bush in a “snap appointment” and swearing in ceremony bypassed congressional authorities and filled the justice position formerly held by Sandra Day O’Connor. The position [Read more]
As a service to the nation, the White House will begin issue weekly reports and updates that will provide confused Republicans with a running scorecard of current indictments and ongoing investigations of various Party leaders [Read more]
Washington (Claw News Service) – Lawyers for Tom Delay scrambled yesterday in negotiations with Texas authorities in an attempt to have Mr. Delay avoid the indignity of public arrest and handcuffing. Mr. Delay has been [Read more]
HOLLYWOOD – Although Mission Impossible III star Tom Cruise angrily denies that he was scheduled to deliver a secret lecture on the evils of psychiatry to a class of new recruits at Hollywood’s Church of [Read more]
If you are like me you have waited a long time to get your copy of the Tom Delay’s Bill of Indictment, now that you have it what are you going to do? For those [Read more]
(Los Angeles-CA) She’s a Dixie chick behind a Republican. Britney Spears announced today that she would travel to Crawford, Texas and maintain a vigil in front of President Bush’s ranch until a Texas grand jury [Read more]
A Texas grand jury has charged Rep. Tom DeLay and two of his crooked buddies with conspiracy in a campaign finance scheme. The indictment could have forced him to step down as House majority leader, [Read more]
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