Washington, DC (APE) – Judge Samuel A. Alito defended his stance on the rights of law enforcement to conduct strip searches. Critics have immediately zoomed in upon one of his past decisions in which he [Read more]
Washington, DC (Claw News Service) – Fresh from a weekend of relaxation and introspection at Camp David, President Bush returned to the White House to the cheers of selected staffers and announced the nomination of [Read more]
In a move guaranteed to please conservatives the President has nominated Dr. James Dobson, founder of the Christian Group Focus on the Family, to be the next justice on the Supreme Court. This nomination will [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that in the wake of the Libby indictment and Rove scandal President Bush has decided to shake things up and replace much of his White House staff. In a move to pacify [Read more]
Congress Protects Industry from Citizens After a mere five years of controlling both Congress and the Presidency, the GOP is riding high. Busy dismantling social, regulatory and environmental policies they and their corporate sponsors dislike, [Read more]
Saturday, October 29, 2005 United States President George W. Bush, reeling from a summer and autumn of debacles that began with his mishandling of the Cindy Sheehan protest in Crawford and wound it’s was through [Read more]
Washington, DC (UPSI) – After indictments were handed down yesterday implicating Vice Presidential advisor I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby and clearly leaving Presidential Chief of Staff Karl Rove under suspicion, President Bush made the decision to [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) Vice President Dick Cheney has decided to go where no Republican has gone before–a gay man as his Chief of Staff. George “Sulu” Takei will replace Lewis “Scooter” Libby, who was indicted by [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Vice President Dick Cheney has surrendered to federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald in an attempt to save his long time friend and aid, Scooter Libby. In what is being called a supreme [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush has awarded Patrick Fitzgerald the Presidential Medal of Freedom and nominated him to the Supreme Court. In what is being called another Bush ‘master stroke’ the President has been [Read more]
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