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Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein

November 24, 2005 Staff

(Los Angeles–CA) MTV’s newlyweds for eternity couldn’t make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey revealed today, through their publicist Meredith O’Sullivan, that the breakup of their marriage [Read more]

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Gonzales on Padilla, an Exclusive Interview

November 24, 2005 Staff

Washington, DC (Charade Magazine) – Attorney General Alberto “Abu” Gonzales granted an exclusive interview today to Charade reporter Iyam Pistoff after the recent indictment of Jose Padilla. The interview follows in it’s entirety: Pistoff: Thank [Read more]

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Congressional Democrats Murtha, Biden, Ried, Pelosi, and Others Grow Backbones!

November 22, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that dozens of Democratic lawmakers have been rushed to hospitals across the nation. The lawmakers are undergoing an extensive battery of tests to get to the bottom of this partisan medical mystery. [Read more]