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Iraq

Iraqis Praise Bush Strategy for Victory in Iraq and Look Forward to a Full Fledged Civil War

November 30, 2005 Staff

The Iraqi people have welcomed the tough talk from the President today as he outlined his plan to wrap up the conflict in Iraq. Bush spoke powerfully in support of his failing Iraq War plan [Read more]

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National News

Bush Unveils Strategy for Victory in Iraq Christmas Catalog

November 30, 2005 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGEAnnapolis, MD (APE) – President Bush today spoke to the midshipmen of the Naval Academy in Annapolis Maryland in the first of three planned speeches to begin reselling the war in Iraq to [Read more]

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National News

President Speaks to Air Force in Tucson

November 28, 2005 Staff

Tucson, AZ (UPSI) – President Bush yesterday addressed a hand picked cadre of crack airmen at a small, undisclosed hangar on Davis-Monthan Air force base in Tucson Arizona. Topics included the issue of border security, [Read more]

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World News

George W. Bush Denies Secret Plot to Bomb Al-Jazeera, CBS, NPR, and CNN

November 26, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush White House has strongly denied that there was a secret plot to bomb news gatherings services and kill journalists in the Iraq theater of operations. The denial comes as [Read more]

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National News

President Bush Nearly Addresses Sheehan Protest Group

November 25, 2005 Staff

Crawford, TX (Rotters) – President George W. Bush this morning was attempting to address a crowd of supporters at his ranch and very nearly wound up addressing Cindy Sheehan’s Camp Casey antiwar activist movement. The [Read more]

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National News

Insurgents Attack Balloons at Macy's Parade, Injuring Two

November 24, 2005 Staff

New York, NY (Rotters) – Insurgents struck today in New York City at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Fortunately only two minor injuries were reported. Native American insurgents targeted the giant balloons with bows and [Read more]

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National News

Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein

November 24, 2005 Staff

(Los Angeles–CA) MTV’s newlyweds for eternity couldn’t make it past the shelf life of the average Twinkie. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey revealed today, through their publicist Meredith O’Sullivan, that the breakup of their marriage [Read more]

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Celebrity News

Cruise Demonstrates Katie's Sonogram Machine

November 24, 2005 Staff

New York, NY (APE) – Tom Cruise today unveiled the new sonogram machine that he purchased for his fianc Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or [Read more]

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National News

Gonzales on Padilla, an Exclusive Interview

November 24, 2005 Staff

Washington, DC (Charade Magazine) – Attorney General Alberto “Abu” Gonzales granted an exclusive interview today to Charade reporter Iyam Pistoff after the recent indictment of Jose Padilla. The interview follows in it’s entirety: Pistoff: Thank [Read more]

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Washington

Congressional Democrats Murtha, Biden, Ried, Pelosi, and Others Grow Backbones!

November 22, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that dozens of Democratic lawmakers have been rushed to hospitals across the nation. The lawmakers are undergoing an extensive battery of tests to get to the bottom of this partisan medical mystery. [Read more]