
Unconfirmed Sources 2005 Year In Review
Saturday, December 31, 2005 In an effort to keep all the joy and happiness of 2005 alive, Unconfirmed Sources gives you a rather windy re-cap of the year that was: January 2005: The flap over [Read more]
Saturday, December 31, 2005 In an effort to keep all the joy and happiness of 2005 alive, Unconfirmed Sources gives you a rather windy re-cap of the year that was: January 2005: The flap over [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that draft recommendations from Microsoft on how to defeat the Zero Day problems includes buying an Apple IMac Computer. The draft document printed on internal Microsoft letterhead was leaked to Unconfirmed Sources [Read more]
Washington, DC (UPSI) – Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today that yesterday’s announced investigation into leaking of classified information in regards to illegal, warrantless, and unconstitutional surveillance by the Bush administration has been officially closed. [Read more]
Friday, December 30, 2005 In the face of sinking poll numbers and dwindling support from even it’s most ardent followers, the White House finds itself in a quandary: should President George W. Bush continue as [Read more]
(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. “You can’t touch this.” After which, MC Hammer’s 1980’s rap classic blasted out [Read more]
Thursday, December 29, 2005 Embattled Texas Congressman Tom DeLay, in an effort to regain his seat as House Majority Leader, has successfully petitioned a State Court of Criminal Appeals to have his money laundering trial [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – President Bush today accused the Clinton administration of instituting not only the controversial CIA rendition program but questionable torture practices as well during his administration. Bush cited a former CIA veteran [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that, after reflecting on his future legacy, the President has decided to seek a third term in office. Bush White House insiders indicate that after skimming the book, “When Trumpets Call,” by [Read more]
Washington, DC (O! Online) Anna Nicole Smith has found a new fan in the White House. Embroiled in a lawsuit over the estate of her late husband, Texas oil millionaire J. Howard Marshall II, her [Read more]
Keep On Truckin: General Motors has announced a new marketing campaign set to begin on New Years Eve that will tout their 2006 model Chevy Tahoe as a fuel efficient SUV. At 16 mpg city [Read more]
All RIghts Reserved. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.