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Business News

Microsoft Makes Zero Day Exploit Recommendation: Buy a Mac

December 30, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that draft recommendations from Microsoft on how to defeat the Zero Day problems includes buying an Apple IMac Computer. The draft document printed on internal Microsoft letterhead was leaked to Unconfirmed Sources [Read more]

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National News

Justice Dept. Concludes Domestic Spying Leak Probe

December 30, 2005 Staff

Washington, DC (UPSI) – Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today that yesterday’s announced investigation into leaking of classified information in regards to illegal, warrantless, and unconstitutional surveillance by the Bush administration has been officially closed. [Read more]

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National News

Inside The Bush White House: Aggression And Apology In Equal Measure

December 30, 2005 Staff

Friday, December 30, 2005 In the face of sinking poll numbers and dwindling support from even it’s most ardent followers, the White House finds itself in a quandary: should President George W. Bush continue as [Read more]

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Celebrity News

Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."

December 29, 2005 Staff

(Cambridge-England) It was to be another lecture by noted theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. But the familiar synthesized voice uttered an unanticipated phrase. “You can’t touch this.” After which, MC Hammer’s 1980’s rap classic blasted out [Read more]

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National News

Tom DeLay: The Hammer Refuses To Get Nailed

December 29, 2005 Staff

Thursday, December 29, 2005 Embattled Texas Congressman Tom DeLay, in an effort to regain his seat as House Majority Leader, has successfully petitioned a State Court of Criminal Appeals to have his money laundering trial [Read more]

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National News

"Rendition and Torture Began Under Clinton," says Bush

December 28, 2005 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – President Bush today accused the Clinton administration of instituting not only the controversial CIA rendition program but questionable torture practices as well during his administration. Bush cited a former CIA veteran [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush Announces Plan to Run for Third Term in '08

December 27, 2005 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that, after reflecting on his future legacy, the President has decided to seek a third term in office. Bush White House insiders indicate that after skimming the book, “When Trumpets Call,” by [Read more]

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National News

Gas, Cash, Sticky Buns and George W. Bush Reads Your Emails: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: 12/…

December 27, 2005 Staff

Keep On Truckin: General Motors has announced a new marketing campaign set to begin on New Years Eve that will tout their 2006 model Chevy Tahoe as a fuel efficient SUV. At 16 mpg city [Read more]