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Bush Announces Ambitious 12 Step Program to Fight Oil Addiction

January 31, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – Fresh off of his State of the Union Address last night in which he addressed his concerns over an “addiction” to oil, President Bush announced proposals for a national 12 Step [Read more]

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George W. Bush State of the Union "US Addicted to Oil"

January 31, 2006 Staff

(UCS News:Washington D.C.) George W. Bush lashed out at US citizens blaming them for the current instability in the middle east. “You have forced your government to invade oil producing nations and to have relationships [Read more]

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Bush to Al-Zawahiri in State of the Union: "…missiles will smoke your ass"

January 31, 2006 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) The latest videotape of Al Qaeda second banana Ayman al-Zawahiri will be mentioned in President Bush’s State of the Union speech tonight, according to the office of White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan. [Read more]

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Bush's Brief State of the Union Address Stuns Congress

January 30, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – President Bush strode to the podium tonight to uproarious and partisan applause from those in attendance. He was casually dressed without the formal necktie usually expected for the occasion. The president [Read more]

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George W. Bush State of the Union Speech: Osama Bin Laden responds

January 30, 2006 Staff

From The Desk of Osama: Hello Infidels! I’m pleased to announce that Unconfirmed sources has agreed to give me a chance to sound off. From time to time I will contribute, and as the US [Read more]

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NSA Domestic Wire Tap: Osama Bin laden al-Qaeda planning attacks during State of the Union

January 29, 2006 Staff

(USCS NEW: Everywhere) Today NSA analysts reported they have proof that new terror attacks are being planned and could even take place during George W. Bushs State of the Union address. The information is nonspecific [Read more]

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Pfizer's Exubera Inhalable Insulin Opening New Doors for the Pharmaceutical Industry

January 29, 2006 Staff

New York, NY (APE) – One day after Pfizer’s announcement of a breakthrough inhalable insulin product called Exubera, rival pharmaceutical company Fizzer announced their much broader marketing scheme for their competitive inhalation package called Inebra. [Read more]

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George W. Bush's State Of The Union Speech: Domestic Agenda Released

January 28, 2006 Staff

January 29, 2006 United States President George W. Bush, whose own Administration, as well as the Republican Party in general, has been plagued by domestic scandals and disasters which have led to the lowest public [Read more]