Washington, DC (APE) – Fresh off of his State of the Union Address last night in which he addressed his concerns over an “addiction” to oil, President Bush announced proposals for a national 12 Step [Read more]
(UCS News:Washington D.C.) George W. Bush lashed out at US citizens blaming them for the current instability in the middle east. “You have forced your government to invade oil producing nations and to have relationships [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) The latest videotape of Al Qaeda second banana Ayman al-Zawahiri will be mentioned in President Bush’s State of the Union speech tonight, according to the office of White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan. [Read more]
Monday, January 30, 2006 (Disclaimer: As much as I try to pretend it is, Middle Eastern politics isn’t funny and neither is this piece, so if you’re looking for a good laugh, go watch George [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – President Bush strode to the podium tonight to uproarious and partisan applause from those in attendance. He was casually dressed without the formal necktie usually expected for the occasion. The president [Read more]
From The Desk of Osama: Hello Infidels! I’m pleased to announce that Unconfirmed sources has agreed to give me a chance to sound off. From time to time I will contribute, and as the US [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that a practice tape of the President readying himself for the up coming State of The Union Speech has been leaked. The recording of the President confirms that the White House is [Read more]
(USCS NEW: Everywhere) Today NSA analysts reported they have proof that new terror attacks are being planned and could even take place during George W. Bushs State of the Union address. The information is nonspecific [Read more]
New York, NY (APE) – One day after Pfizer’s announcement of a breakthrough inhalable insulin product called Exubera, rival pharmaceutical company Fizzer announced their much broader marketing scheme for their competitive inhalation package called Inebra. [Read more]
January 29, 2006 United States President George W. Bush, whose own Administration, as well as the Republican Party in general, has been plagued by domestic scandals and disasters which have led to the lowest public [Read more]
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