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Bush State of the Union Speech Leaked: President Reconsiders Support for Arab Democracies

January 28, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources has received a draft copy of the President’s upcoming State of the Union address in which the President openly admits that Arab democracies might not be such a good idea after all. The [Read more]

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Bush/Abramoff Photos Go up for Sale on EBay

January 26, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (UPSI) – Jack Abramoff today suspended negotiations with Time Inc. for the rights to publish five pictures of him with President Bush. Lawyers for Abramoff accused Time incorporated of not negotiating in good [Read more]

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George Bush to Hamas: "No one topples governments. That's our job!"

January 26, 2006 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) The legislative landslide of Hamas may be the least of President Bush’s worries because an Instant Message from him to Great Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair was leaked today. “T-bone, [Ed.’s note: Bush’s [Read more]

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Donald Rumsfeld Disputes Latest Pentagon Report

January 26, 2006 Staff

Thursday, January 26, 2006 United States Secretary of Dense Donald Rumsfeld sharply reputed an unreleased Pentagon commissioned report that warns of the need for more troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan and worries that the [Read more]

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American – Israeli Relations Tested by Hamas Victory

January 26, 2006 Staff

President George Bush lighting the menorah at the White House with an unidentified guest in December Washington, DC (APE) – Experts say that the stunning Hamas victory in Palestinian elections yesterday may have dealt a [Read more]

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Washington

Department of Homeland Security Announces 2006 Election Terror Alert Schedule

January 25, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources has received the Terror Alert Schedule for the upcoming 2006 congressional election season. The Terror Alert Schedule lays out the dates and alert levels for the for the next twelve months. The previously [Read more]

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Bush Speech at NSA Met with Protest

January 24, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (Rotters) – The president’s campaign to avoid prosecution and frame illegal wiretapping of Americans as a necessary tool against terrorism met with an unexpected backlash at a venue that staffers [Read more]

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Preventing Terrorism: Public Questions Domestic Spying

January 24, 2006 Staff

Tuesday, January 24, 2006 United States President George W. Bush continued his public relations defense of his illegal domestic spying program. At a question and answer session held in a Manhattan, Kansas university auditorium Mr. [Read more]

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Halliburton is back in the News…TODAY'S TOPICAL LIMERICKS

January 23, 2006 Staff

Halliburton is back in the News… They gave some of our GI’s the spews. Seems the water they’d filter, Left our troops all off kilter, ‘Cause the warnings of poo met poo-poohs… Six More after [Read more]