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George Bush to Hamas: "No one topples governments. That's our job!"

January 26, 2006 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) The legislative landslide of Hamas may be the least of President Bush’s worries because an Instant Message from him to Great Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair was leaked today. “T-bone, [Ed.’s note: Bush’s [Read more]

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Department of Homeland Security Announces 2006 Election Terror Alert Schedule

January 25, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed Sources has received the Terror Alert Schedule for the upcoming 2006 congressional election season. The Terror Alert Schedule lays out the dates and alert levels for the for the next twelve months. The previously [Read more]