Unconfirmed Sources has received a draft copy of the President’s upcoming State of the Union address in which the President openly admits that Arab democracies might not be such a good idea after all. The [Read more]
Washington, DC (UPSI) – Jack Abramoff today suspended negotiations with Time Inc. for the rights to publish five pictures of him with President Bush. Lawyers for Abramoff accused Time incorporated of not negotiating in good [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) The legislative landslide of Hamas may be the least of President Bush’s worries because an Instant Message from him to Great Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair was leaked today. “T-bone, [Ed.’s note: Bush’s [Read more]
Thursday, January 26, 2006 United States Secretary of Dense Donald Rumsfeld sharply reputed an unreleased Pentagon commissioned report that warns of the need for more troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan and worries that the [Read more]
President George Bush lighting the menorah at the White House with an unidentified guest in December Washington, DC (APE) – Experts say that the stunning Hamas victory in Palestinian elections yesterday may have dealt a [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources has received the Terror Alert Schedule for the upcoming 2006 congressional election season. The Terror Alert Schedule lays out the dates and alert levels for the for the next twelve months. The previously [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (Rotters) – The president’s campaign to avoid prosecution and frame illegal wiretapping of Americans as a necessary tool against terrorism met with an unexpected backlash at a venue that staffers [Read more]
Tuesday, January 24, 2006 United States President George W. Bush continued his public relations defense of his illegal domestic spying program. At a question and answer session held in a Manhattan, Kansas university auditorium Mr. [Read more]
Halliburton is back in the News… They gave some of our GI’s the spews. Seems the water they’d filter, Left our troops all off kilter, ‘Cause the warnings of poo met poo-poohs… Six More after [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – In a stunning development today, President Bush revealed to reporters assembled at the Rose Garden what he claims to be his only picture of Jack Abramoff. He stated that the displayed, [Read more]
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