Washington, DC (O! Online) – When she’s not pumping international diplomats for favors, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is usually pumping iron and doing Reps in the gym. Rice will be showcasing her many talents [Read more]
(Los Angeles–CA) Linsday Lohan doesn’t want to be called “teen queen”, and it seems that the “not teen queen’s” newly launched blog, Lind-say, bespeaks of a knowledge of current events that may prove she has [Read more]
February 28, 2006 The White House abruptly cancelled President George W. Bush’s planned trip to India, Asia and Afghanistan today when it was learned that Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff has placed the President, Vice [Read more]
Oakland, CA (Rotters) – Jeeves the Butler, famed logo for the popular Ask.Com search engine returned to the premises of the California based company late today and attempted to take out his anger at being [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – As presidential adviser Stephen Hadley suggested yesterday that Iraqi leadership had concluded with staring into the abyss of a sectarian civil war, rumors began to swirl that President Bush would be [Read more]
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Dubai Or Not Dubai: United States President George W. Bush slammed Great Britain this week, saying that he’d much rather have The United Arab Emirates owned Dubai Ports World control six major US ports than [Read more]
(Baghdad–Iraq) Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice condemned the bombing of the Shiite Golden Mosque today saying, “I think it’s not surprising that people who don’t want the political process to go forward are going to [Read more]
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Washington, DC (Rotters) – An anonymous White House source today admitted that documentation uncovered by the press did indeed reveal a secret agreement between the Bush administration and Dubai Port World for operation of six [Read more]
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