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Condoleezza Rice Pumps Iron for Television

February 28, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (O! Online) – When she’s not pumping international diplomats for favors, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is usually pumping iron and doing Reps in the gym. Rice will be showcasing her many talents [Read more]

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Lindsay Lohan Now Fixates On Arianna Huffington Over Angelina Jolie

February 28, 2006 Staff

(Los Angeles–CA) Linsday Lohan doesn’t want to be called “teen queen”, and it seems that the “not teen queen’s” newly launched blog, Lind-say, bespeaks of a knowledge of current events that may prove she has [Read more]

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George W. Bush Trip Cancelled Due To Security Concerns

February 28, 2006 Staff

February 28, 2006 The White House abruptly cancelled President George W. Bush’s planned trip to India, Asia and Afghanistan today when it was learned that Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff has placed the President, Vice [Read more]

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Bush Rumored to Be Making a Surprise Visit to Baghdad

February 26, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – As presidential adviser Stephen Hadley suggested yesterday that Iraqi leadership had concluded with staring into the abyss of a sectarian civil war, rumors began to swirl that President Bush would be [Read more]

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Ken Livingstone Offends The Standard, The Sex Pistols Offend Everyone and Barney Fife Offends No …

February 26, 2006 Staff

Political Correctness Bites Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

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United Arab Emirates Irritates, Katharine Harris And Bigamy, Small Of Utah: Unconfirmed Sources…

February 25, 2006 Staff

Dubai Or Not Dubai: United States President George W. Bush slammed Great Britain this week, saying that he’d much rather have The United Arab Emirates owned Dubai Ports World control six major US ports than [Read more]

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George Bush says, "No Shiite", KFC has a secret, Mardi Gras Parade Floats REALLY float and Lindsa…

February 24, 2006 Staff

(Baghdad–Iraq) Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice condemned the bombing of the Shiite Golden Mosque today saying, “I think it’s not surprising that people who don’t want the political process to go forward are going to [Read more]

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White House Admits Secret Deal on UAE Takeover of American Ports

February 23, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – An anonymous White House source today admitted that documentation uncovered by the press did indeed reveal a secret agreement between the Bush administration and Dubai Port World for operation of six [Read more]