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World News

Bush Approves Sale of Statue Of liberty and Mount Rushmore to Iran in Exchange for Freeze of Nucl…

March 5, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush administration has pulled off yet another diplomatic victory in the Middle East. Secret documents received by UCS reveal that Bush has agreed to sell the Statue of Liberty and [Read more]

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National News

The Patriot Act, A Patriot Acts And Gets Sent Home, Bush Acts Patriotic and Gets Away With It…U…

March 5, 2006 Staff

Thank God, We’re All Safe Again: The Patriot Act passed the Senate this week with only minor cosmetic changes that will make it seem more palatable to politicians hoping to impress voters back home, but [Read more]

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National News

Army Successfully Launches Patrick Tillman Probe

March 4, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – Following three controversial investigations into the death of Corporal Patrick Tillman, the Army today announced that it has successfully launched a probe after criticisms from both the family of Tillman and [Read more]

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National News

George Bush insults Hitler, Lindsay Lohan peek-a-boob and Michael Brown whines

March 3, 2006 Staff

But first a word from our sponsor. (Washington, D.C.) Former Director of FEMA, Michael “Good Job Brownie” Brown, told CNN that he’s ready to take responsibility for his Katrina “mistake”. But Brown maintained that his [Read more]

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Bush Relents, Takes First Lady to Taj Mahal

March 2, 2006 Staff

Agra, India (Rotters) – Relenting to pressure from India’s prime minister Manmohan Singh, President Bush today took the first lady on a surprise sunrise visit to the beautiful and famed Taj Mahal. Earlier yesterday the [Read more]

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National News

Hurricane Katrina Claims Another One, All That Gary Glitters Is Not Gold, Anna Nicole Smith and T…

March 1, 2006 Staff

The Katrina Calls And Letters Keep Flooding In: Secured video footage of President George W. Bush speaking to officials from his home in Crawford, Texas four days before Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast shows [Read more]

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National News

The Last Stupor: Jesus Brownie Warns Apostles, Bush, Chertoff on Tape before Katrina

March 1, 2006 Staff

As a rule, I don’t usually do commentary. I more prefer trying to tell funny stories or create phony pictures to get a point across satirically. That being said, every once in awhile you run [Read more]

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Bush, Air Force One Make Emergency Stop in Afghanistan

March 1, 2006 Staff

Kabul, Afghanistan (APE) – A visibly shaken President Bush and his entourage made an emergency landing in Kabul Afghanistan early this morning as Air Force One began experiencing significant engine problems. White House sources today [Read more]