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New Evidence Suggests that the President May Be Drinking Again

April 23, 2006 Staff

Sacramento, CA (APE) – President Bush was yesterday seen to take a tumble from Marine One upon disembarking and went back to pick up a liquor bottle, apparently unaware that a small contingent of Press [Read more]

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Hu Owns America, Scott McClellan Quits and Karl Rove's New Job…Weakened Review 4/23/06

April 23, 2006 Staff

You Don’t Piss Off The Boss: President George W. Bush was visibly angered this week when the man who’s country holds the mortgage on the United States, Chinese President Hu Jintao, was heckled by a [Read more]

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Bill and Ted… and the Sequel… Coming Soon to a Theater Near You!

April 22, 2006 Staff

A little photoshop fun for this fine Saturday morning! This one goes out to all you loyal progressive Dems in the great states of Alaska and Tennessee. In the first movie, we have Doofus attempt [Read more]

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Bush Rips Sleeve of Chinese President Creating International Incident

April 20, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – In what appeared to be an apparently innocent attempt at keeping Chinese President Hu Jintao from descending the wrong set of stairs off of a platform yesterday at a ceremony on [Read more]

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Mel Gibson: Tom Cruise's Baby, "Suri, The Ant-Christ"

April 20, 2006 Staff

(Los Angeles–CA) It’s L. Ron Hubbard versus Jesus H. Christ, or at least their emissaries on earth. According to Defamer.com, Mel Gibson is quoted as saying in an upcoming edition of Opus Dei’s magazine, O.G.G. [Read more]

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Rumsfeld, Jaafari Refuse to Step Down, Bush Brokers Trade

April 19, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – In the first, of what President Bush has promised as significant shake-ups within his administration, he today announced that a trade with Iraq had been brokered in which embattled Prime Minister [Read more]

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World News

Secret White House memos leaked: President George W. Bush to trade hostages for arms with Iran, a…

April 18, 2006 Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Confidential memos leaked to Unconfirmed Sources reveal that the White House Crisis Management Team has devised a plan to resolve the Iranian arms dispute. The plan – coded as “Super Ultra Top-Secret” [Read more]

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Paris Hilton's Advice To Donald Rumsfeld: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"

April 18, 2006 Staff

(Los Angeles–CA) During a break from promoting the latest season of The Simple Life, Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. “I may not be the brightest [Read more]

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George Bush: Donald Rumsfeld Still In Office Due To Simple Mistake.

April 17, 2006 Staff

April 18, 2006 While most Americans are well aware of United States President George W. Bush’s capacity for stubbornness, or loyalty as he likes to call it, even his most die hard supporters have begun [Read more]