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Tom Delay Leaves Congress to Run For Presidency in 2008

April 3, 2006 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Tom Delay, 11 term Congressmen from Texas, has declared his intention to run for the presidencey in 2008. In what is being called a mark of his seriousness he is giving [Read more]

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Harris Announces New Direction in Campaign for Florida Senate

April 2, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Tallahassee, FL (Rotters) – With her campaign for the seat of Democratic incumbent Bill Nelson seemingly in tatters, and a recent scathing comparison to the Energizer Bunny on the progressive blog Daily [Read more]

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Rice, Straw Stun the World with Elopement to Baghdad

April 1, 2006 Staff

  Baghdad, Iraq (APE) – US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and British foreign Secretary Jack straw today stunned the world with a surprise visit to Baghdad on Sunday and a quick ceremony at an [Read more]

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Tapes Reveal How White House Operators Handled Hundreds of Thousands of Post-9/11 Tactical Errors

April 1, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – White House operators listening to deceived citizens’ heartrending and often profane pleas for help from within the midst of the crumbling infrastructure of America repeatedly said that help is on the [Read more]