Memphis, TN (APE) – President Bush concluded Japanese prime minister Junichiro Koizumi’s visit to Graceland yesterday by presenting the Elvis fan with another piece of American iconoclastic culture, a huge “Velvet Elvis”. Koizumi was moved [Read more]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The results of a U.S. Department of Homeland Security commissioned study are now in. The study, which relied upon information collected from Johns Hopkins University anthropology graduate students and professors, concludes that [Read more]
Summer Reading–The Impossible Book (Washington, D.C.) “The President did not say, ‘The first time I read in 20 years, and I see this! This is why I don’t read.’ I assure you the President reads. [Read more]
New York (APE) – Teen idol Britney Spears threatened the publishers of Harper’s Bazaar with a multi-million dollar lawsuit today when it was revealed that her controversial pregnant nude cover and spread was being bumped [Read more]
In a surprise move, United States President George W. Bush has directed Justice Department head Alberto (Speedy) Gonzales to issue a warrant for the arrest of the entire New York Times newspaper for treason. The [Read more]
Baghdad, Iraq (O! Online) – Newlyweds Nicole Kidman and the Keith Urban had their secret honeymoon plans in the US military Green Zone in Baghdad dashed by a lone paparazzi. The couple had planned to [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Republican law makers and others have called General George Casey, the U.S. commander in Iraq, a ‘cut and run coward’ after he proposed a program of phased troop withdrawals from the [Read more]
Once again, Congressional Democrats have found themselves totally out of the loop when it comes to the war in Iraq. A week after being rightly labeled as cowards and terrorist lovers for putting forth two [Read more]
West Palm Beach , FL (APE) – Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained tonight by US Customs officials for possessing prescription drugs without a legitimate prescription. Limbaugh was found to be carrying a [Read more]
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