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Dictator Quietly Relinquishes Power Temporarily

July 31, 2006 Staff

Little Havana, FL (AP) – George Bush, who took control of America in a bloodless coup in November of 2000, temporarily relinquished his presidential powers to his brother Jeb on Monday night prior to undergoing [Read more]

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Crowe to Star in Gibson's Autobiographical Film?

July 30, 2006 Staff

Hollywood, CA (O! Online) – Bad Boy newcomer Mel Gibson, after this weekend’s strategic preemptive apology for his recent drunken and abusive public behavior, today announced a new project which will include fellow Australian Russell [Read more]

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Why George W. Bush Should Stay The Hell Away From Tony Blair

July 29, 2006 Staff

As an American I find I am always a little uncomfortable when I see George Bush and Tony Blair together. The contrast between the two couldn’t be greater, really. Since most Americans don’t pay attention [Read more]

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Ann Coulter Calls For The Death Of Ann Coulter?

July 27, 2006 Staff

Sparkling Spensive Water (Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, “When I read some of the things I’ve written, I cringe. A principled, right wing, committed person [Read more]

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The GOP Songbook: George Bush Sings "My Favorite Things"

July 25, 2006 Staff

Missile Defense and Conservative Christians, Giving my army impossible missions, Republican PACS and the money they bring These are a few of my favorite things. Each time a law’s passed, if I wasn’t all for [Read more]

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Rice Off to Competition in Middle East, Wishes for World Peace

July 21, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) – US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, in a press conference yesterday at the state department, bid farewell as she embarked on a trip to a major competition in [Read more]

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Stem Cells, Terror Cells And The NAACP Is A Hard Sell: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 7/22/06

July 21, 2006 Staff

George Bush: Who Cares How Many Lebanese And Israelis Die As Long As Stem Cells Are Safe? United States President George W. Bush this week issued his first veto in the fucking eternity that his [Read more]

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Britney Spears Production of Bush Speech Hot iTunes Download

July 20, 2006 Staff

Everyone Needs To Chew (When They Eat) (Los Angeles–CA) At a Beverly-Wilshire Hotel press conference this morning, a tearful Britney Spears had this to say about a recent George Bush speech her production company put [Read more]

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Stem Cell Veto Uncovers Controversial Top Secret Government Snowflake Baby Program

July 20, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – The New York Times is reporting today on the existence of a top secret cloning and stem cell development program under the auspices of the NIH, the day after President Bush [Read more]

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White House Embraces George W. Bush's Trash Talk On Syria

July 19, 2006 Staff

In the wake of United States President George W. Bush’s unscripted comments to British Prime Minister Tony Blair, which were inadvertently caught on an open microphone at Mondays G8 luncheon in St. Petersburg, Russia, White [Read more]