Little Havana, FL (AP) – George Bush, who took control of America in a bloodless coup in November of 2000, temporarily relinquished his presidential powers to his brother Jeb on Monday night prior to undergoing [Read more]
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) – Bad Boy newcomer Mel Gibson, after this weekend’s strategic preemptive apology for his recent drunken and abusive public behavior, today announced a new project which will include fellow Australian Russell [Read more]
As an American I find I am always a little uncomfortable when I see George Bush and Tony Blair together. The contrast between the two couldn’t be greater, really. Since most Americans don’t pay attention [Read more]
Sparkling Spensive Water (Washington, D.C.) Has Ann Coulter lost it? In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, “When I read some of the things I’ve written, I cringe. A principled, right wing, committed person [Read more]
Missile Defense and Conservative Christians, Giving my army impossible missions, Republican PACS and the money they bring These are a few of my favorite things. Each time a law’s passed, if I wasn’t all for [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) – US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, in a press conference yesterday at the state department, bid farewell as she embarked on a trip to a major competition in [Read more]
George Bush: Who Cares How Many Lebanese And Israelis Die As Long As Stem Cells Are Safe? United States President George W. Bush this week issued his first veto in the fucking eternity that his [Read more]
Everyone Needs To Chew (When They Eat) (Los Angeles–CA) At a Beverly-Wilshire Hotel press conference this morning, a tearful Britney Spears had this to say about a recent George Bush speech her production company put [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – The New York Times is reporting today on the existence of a top secret cloning and stem cell development program under the auspices of the NIH, the day after President Bush [Read more]
In the wake of United States President George W. Bush’s unscripted comments to British Prime Minister Tony Blair, which were inadvertently caught on an open microphone at Mondays G8 luncheon in St. Petersburg, Russia, White [Read more]
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