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Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial #3: Britney Spears Says, "No Anal." Jenna Jameson Gets Searched. And Barry Bonds Auth…

August 31, 2006 Staff

Ed-E-torial #3: Britney Says, “No anal.” Jenna Jameson Gives Good Google. Click here for more! (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #3. Or as we [Read more]

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National News

Experimental Plan D Released as Over the Counter by Mistake

August 27, 2006 Staff

New York, NY (APE) – An embarrassed Barred Pharmaceuticals President Fred Wilkinson, today announced that its experimental male contraceptive pill, Plan D, was released nationwide, mistakenly upon the rollout of its over-the-counter controversial morning after [Read more]

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National News

In The Wake Of British Airline Plot, Homeland Security Dept. Issues New Terror Alert List

August 27, 2006 Staff

The White House and The Department of Homeland Security, just in time for the mid term elections, has issued a New Terror Warning based on instances of “increased chatter”. This warning comes on the heels [Read more]

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National News

Increasingly, Americans Demand Bush Give A Timetable For Withdrawal.

August 27, 2006 Staff

More and more Americans…Democrat, Republican, Independent or otherwise…dissatisfied with United States President George W. Bush’s performance and handling of nearly every issue from the Iraq War to stem cell research and no longer content to [Read more]

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National News

Texas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing.

August 25, 2006 Staff

(Another Boring Summer Re-Run…No, wait…) The Texas Air National Guard, facing the same enlistment woes as every other branch of the military, has taken the extraordinary step of recalling President George W. Bush back to [Read more]