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Virginia Senator George Allen admits College Prank "was in poor taste."

September 29, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (Ucs News) Unconfirmed Sources report the embattled and embarrassed Republican Senator George Allen has apologized for the offending prank. In what appears to be a dramatic reversal in strategy of his campaign, Senator [Read more]

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Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial #5: George Bush and Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Cheney Goes and Vioxx Still Kills!

September 28, 2006 Staff

(New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #5. Or as we like to call it: “The one where Ed admits his dark secret.” Ed-E-torial #5: George [Read more]

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White House Pronounces Musharraf, Karzai, Bush Dinner Meeting a Success

September 27, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) – Billed as an event that might have descended into international slapstick, the White House today announced that President Bush’s dinner meeting last night with Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai [Read more]

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Afghanistan Declares War On Iraq: George W. Bush Orders United States To Fight Itself.

September 27, 2006 Staff

The War on Terror suffered another blow yesterday…several blows in fact. United States President George W. Bush had invited Afghani President Hamid Karzai and Pakistani President Gen. Pervez Musharraf to a private ‘fence mending’ dinner [Read more]