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National News

Ohio Nuclear Attack Threat caused by Fake News Stories:

September 25, 2006 Staff

(UCS News:Chillicothe, Ohio) The citizens of Ohio face a new threat to their security. According to sources inside Ohio, the dark shadow of political satire has fallen upon the once proud Buckeye state. According to [Read more]

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Pentagon Once Considered Nuking Bagdad

September 25, 2006 Staff

(Washington, Ucs News) Unconfirmed Sources report a secret Pentagon memo dated June/23/2006 considered using low yield tactical nuclear weapons in Iraq. The memo leaked from the Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld’s office, calls for the Iraq [Read more]

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Clinton Detained by Fox Security in Wake of Wallace Interview

September 24, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE New York, NY (Rotters) – Former President Bill Clinton was detained outside of his New York City office after a brief scuffle in which his small Secret Service detail was overwhelmed by [Read more]

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World News

Osama bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

September 24, 2006 Staff

U.S. military sources report that Osama Bin Laden has been killed. Bin Laden apparently died after eating E.coli tainted spinach that had been given to him as part of a cunning assassination plot spearheaded by [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush: "Bin Laden Dead Mission Accomplished, again!"

September 24, 2006 Staff

(Pakistan) Ucs News International– Unconfirmed sources report Bin Laden has died of Typhoid fever. Speaking from the White House lawn in a hastily prepared press conference, President George W. Bush claimed credit for waiting him [Read more]

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Osama bin Laden Questions Report Of George W. Bush's Death

September 24, 2006 Staff

Saudi Terror Leader Osama bin Laden has questioned French Intelligence services reports that United States President George W. Bush died of a tick bite at his Crawford, Texas ranch on August 23. However, despite repeated [Read more]

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George W. Bush Questions Reports Of Osama Bin Laden's Death.

September 23, 2006 Staff

A recently leaked French Intelligence report alleging that al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden died of typhoid fever on August 23 in while vacationing in his summer place in Pakistan has been met with skepticism [Read more]

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Bush Confirms Death of Osama Bin Laden

September 23, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – President Bush early this morning confirmed rumors of the death of Osama bin Laden, stating that, reluctantly, Bin Laden had died at the hands of foreign interrogators, not affiliated with the [Read more]

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The President

George W. Bush "God Blessed My Torture Bill"

September 22, 2006 Staff

(Washington D.C.) UCS News– The President was thrilled to hear the new torture bill passed out of committee and onto the House floor for debate. According to Duncan Hunter (R-CA), it was “touch and go [Read more]

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National News

Dick Cheney : "Vote Republican or you will be killed……."

September 22, 2006 Staff

(WASHINGTON D.C.) UCS News The Vice President of the United States has finally “Taken the Gloves off”. With the Presidents rock bottom poll numbers damaging the hope of Republicans in November Dick Cheney will no [Read more]