Washington, DC (APE) – First lady Laura Bush today teamed up with radio pundit Rush Limbaugh to push for public apologies from both Michael J. Fox and Senator and former presidential candidate John Kerry. They [Read more]
“That’s right, Laura… on November seventh the Great Bumpkin is going to rise up out of the Bumpkin Patch and bring all us real Americans a victory in Iraq… if we only believe… Oh good [Read more]
President George W. Bush joined George Allen, Senator of Virginia, at a campaign event today in hopes of saving the embattle candidate in a tight reelection race. The event was a special dual event which [Read more]
Right wing personality Rush Limbaugh has shown his sensitive side by meeting Michael J. Fox and apologizing for comments he made last week. The two met at a charity fund raiser to support research into [Read more]
The Nightmare Before the Elections ( with apologies to Clement Moore ) ‘Twas the week before elections, with a pall o’er the House Not a preacher demurring o’er what Foley espoused. The mockings were flung [Read more]
The President hit the road today on a last minute swing through the country to whip up the Republican faithful. He has a big job to do as polling shows the President’s party is in [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – The White House has apparently pulled out all stops in its quest to halt the firestorm of Democratic led political reform, sweeping the nation ahead of the crucial November 7 midterm [Read more]
Tom Marvel Ice Cream Birth Control Ad. Click here. (New York-NY) It’s been a busy week in Ed-E-torial Central. First, we’re planning on shooting more Ed-E-torials. Second, that’s made all the more difficult because John [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – Right-wing radio pundit Rush Limbaugh held a televised news conference this morning in which he repeatedly refused to apologize for his refuted claims that Michael J. Fox was exaggerating symptoms of [Read more]
Baghdad, Iraq (APE) – Struggling Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki yesterday angrily rebuked the United States for attempting to establish any sort of timetable for restoring order to Iraq. He was particularly resistant to any [Read more]
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