In yet another one of his suddenly endless press conferences, United States President George W. Bush acknowledged that he has done a poor job in dealing with the aftermath of his Pre-Emptive Liberation and subsequent [Read more]
The voting machine giant Diebold has announced the winners of next month’s midterm elections. The Republican party has scored a major victory and has actually increased its majorities in both the House and Senate. Poll [Read more]
Davie, FL (APE) – Republican Representative Katherine Harris, trailing, and badly in need of positive exposure in her first televised debate against Senator Bill Nelson, ended up with the Democratic incumbent and Florida voters, eyeing [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – Citing an earlier radio broadcast by White House press secretary Tony Snow in which he expressed the Bush Administration’s desire to “de-toxify” American politics in its remaining two years in power, [Read more]
United States President George W. Bush, in a weekend interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s “This Week” denied never, ever, ever saying the phrase “Stay the Course” when describing his policy towards the Pre-Emptive Liberation [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – FBI agents early today surrounded the Washington, DC suburban home of Republican National Party chairman Ken Mehlman and took him into custody without incident. FBI sources stated that Mehlman will be [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the Bush administration has already decided to send more troops to Iraq following the 2006 midterm elections. The internal White House memo outlining the plan was apparently leaked to the media [Read more]
Washington, DC (O! Online) – Neuhold Gerhard, the owner/distributor of a set of controversial urinals, which had recently been removed from public toilets around the Vienna Opera House in Vienna Austria has apparently re-introduced them [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration is planning some last minute political theater ahead of the November 7th election. The President has instructed the Iraqi government to announce the guilty verdict on the 5th of [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources report al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahiri, have filed charges against the National Republican party. The suit contends the GOP had not purchased the rights to the [Read more]
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