Georgetown, DC (APE) – The president’s chief political adviser, Karl Rove, was rushed to Georgetown University Hospital last night in serious condition. The White House stated that Rove had been experiencing flu-like symptoms over the [Read more]
New York, NY (Faux News) – Fox news today announced that it was releasing a new cartoon show, which would primarily be directed towards acquiring children as new viewers. Sources stated that the new show [Read more]
Amman, Jordan (Rotters) – Iraqi prime minister, Miki al-Browni stated on Thursday that forces would be in place by July of next year to weather whatever storm of civil war might take place. He praised [Read more]
Pyongyang, North Korea (APE) – Dictator Kim Jong Il today issued a rebuttal and challenge to the Bush administration over its proposed banning of luxury goods and technologies to North Korea that included Ipods, Segways, [Read more]
WASHINGTON (UCS News) — Wanting to return to his roots as a “healer,” Republican Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said Wednesday that he will not seek the presidency in 2008. Those close to Frist admit [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources report that a rift has developed inside the Iraq Study Group. The advisory panel formed by the President has been examining alternatives to U.S. policy toward Iraq has reached a consensus agreement, co-chairman [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources Report the Papal visit to Turkey is an unprecedented success. Christians and Muslims alike gathered along the Popes parade route to cheer the Vatican leader. The Vatican feared Pope Benedict’s indiscreet remarks about [Read more]
Mudd, Elbonia (Rotters) – US President George W. Bush yesterday announced that he would work with Congress and international partners to modify the US visa waiver program. Speaking in the nation’s capital of Mudd, this [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report Mythbusters co-hosts Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage have assembled a Zune firing air cannon with a muzzle velocity of over 800 MPH. According to Hyneman “We selected the Mircrsoft Zune as a [Read more]
Ed-E-torial Number 7: Kim Jong Il-in, John Kerry Back & A New Superhero. Download here. (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #7. Or as we [Read more]
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