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National News

Windows Vista, Discovery Approaching Historic Launch Ahead of Schedule

November 11, 2006 Staff

Cape Kennedy, FL (Rotters) – Thanks to a newly disclosed partnership by Redmond-based Corporation Microsoft and NASA, it was announced today that the space shuttle Discovery, which had been burdened with a computer bug that [Read more]

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Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean and Paris Hilton Is A Narc…

November 11, 2006 Staff

Ed–E-torial Number 6: SpongeBob Goes To Pot & Paris Hilton A Narcissist. Dowload Here! (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. We’re back. It’s Ed-E-torial #6. Or as [Read more]

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National News

Bush Breaks Wind with Democratic Leaders

November 9, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) – Yesterday, in an apparent act of self flatulation, President George W. Bush met with presumed incoming Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. The two met at the suggestion [Read more]

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National News

Britney Admits Split with K-Fed over Rumsfeld

November 9, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE New York, NY (O! Online) – Poptart Britney Spears, after recently text messaging her husband of two years, Kevin Federline that she was filing for divorce, was caught by paparazzi last night [Read more]

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National News

Election News Roundup- (Post One)

November 8, 2006 Staff

Florida police arrested Charles Wilson Nelson just hours after he stood on stage with his father, Senator-elect Bill Nelson, to celebrate Mr. Nelson’s easy victory over Rep. Kathleen Harris. According to reports, the younger Nelson [Read more]

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National News

Democrats Win House and Senate, Declare "VB Day"

November 7, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (APE) – Spontaneous celebrations erupted across the nation this morning as Americans heralded the triumph of democracy in the bloodless overthrow of the oppressive six-year illegal regime of the Bush [Read more]

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Elections

Sorry Mr. Bush, Democrats Love Their Children, Not Terrorists

November 6, 2006 Staff

It’s election time again and I have to say I’ve been thinking a lot about my kids. What got me thinking about them was when the President implied democrats love terrorists. I thought “Well! I’m [Read more]

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Iraq

Bush Announces Successful Conclusion to Trail of Saddam Hussein

November 5, 2006 Staff

President George W. Bush announced the end of Saddam Hussein’s trial in Iraq today. The President was even on hand in Iraq to hear the verdict and congratulate the parties as they celebrated the end [Read more]

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Ousted Evangelical Haggard Signs on to Promote/Model Wonderjock

November 5, 2006 Staff

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO (Rotters Life!) – The day after renowned evangelical pastor Ted Haggard was forced to resign his position with the 14,000 member New life Church in Colorado Springs, it was announced that he [Read more]