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Dood Poet's Society: A Limerickal Look at 2006's Top Stories

December 31, 2006 Staff

A day later he called it a thumpin, This rejection of partisan stumpin, Now Bush seeks to reframe, Thus preserving his fame, Kills more troops as both countries are crumpin’… (The rest of the top [Read more]

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Saddam Hussein Is Dead- Another Special Day In Iraq

December 29, 2006 Staff

Saddam Hussein was executed at 10:05 PM EST on December 29, 2006. The culture of vengeance and retribution in Iraq rolls merrily on. George Bush characterized the former Iraqi leader’s trail as a “fair” one, [Read more]

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Seriously

Today's Emotionism a Disservice to Political Process

December 28, 2006 Staff

The TV show West Wing provided ordinary people with an emotional look behind the scenes in the White House, complete with political manipulations, personal drama and a sense of being in the center of political [Read more]

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Bush Administration Places Polar Bear on Enabled Species List

December 27, 2006 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (UPSI) – The Bush Administration today announced, after much deliberation, that it had decided to place the polar bear on its new “Enabled Species List”. The polar bear would become [Read more]

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Bush Sends Christmas Greetings to Troops by Phone

December 25, 2006 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – After an exhaustive search of over 200,000 troops serving in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other overseas locations the Pentagon was able to locate a handful of servicemen and women who were willing [Read more]

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Santa Claus Issues New Rules And Regulations Regarding Christmas Gifts

December 24, 2006 Staff

MEMO FROM: KRIS KRINGLE TO: ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS RE: NEW GIFT RULES AND REGULATIONS, CALENDAR YEAR 2006. DEAR CHILDREN, DUE TO RECENT CHANGES IN FAA REGULATIONS REGARDING CARRY ON LUGGAGE (READ- [Read more]

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Ed-E-torial

Special Ed-E-torial: Britney Spears Wants A Shoulder To Cry On. Try mine!

December 22, 2006 Staff

Spcl. Ed: Britney Spears Gets A Shoulder To Cry On. Download here! (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s the Special Ed-E-torial! Or as we like to [Read more]