A day later he called it a thumpin, This rejection of partisan stumpin, Now Bush seeks to reframe, Thus preserving his fame, Kills more troops as both countries are crumpin’… (The rest of the top [Read more]
Saddam Hussein was executed at 10:05 PM EST on December 29, 2006. The culture of vengeance and retribution in Iraq rolls merrily on. George Bush characterized the former Iraqi leader’s trail as a “fair” one, [Read more]
Baghdad, Iraq (APE) – Amidst wild speculation over the fate of former dictator Saddam Hussein, US forces in Iraq reluctantly admitted today that they are now not certain over whether Hussein remains in their custody [Read more]
The TV show West Wing provided ordinary people with an emotional look behind the scenes in the White House, complete with political manipulations, personal drama and a sense of being in the center of political [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (UPSI) – The Bush Administration today announced, after much deliberation, that it had decided to place the polar bear on its new “Enabled Species List”. The polar bear would become [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – In an apparent attempt to lead by example President Bush today was seen making the rounds of after Christmas sales at a couple of very busy rural Virginia outlet malls. In [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – After an exhaustive search of over 200,000 troops serving in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other overseas locations the Pentagon was able to locate a handful of servicemen and women who were willing [Read more]
MEMO FROM: KRIS KRINGLE TO: ALL THE GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS RE: NEW GIFT RULES AND REGULATIONS, CALENDAR YEAR 2006. DEAR CHILDREN, DUE TO RECENT CHANGES IN FAA REGULATIONS REGARDING CARRY ON LUGGAGE (READ- [Read more]
Spcl. Ed: Britney Spears Gets A Shoulder To Cry On. Download here! (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s the Special Ed-E-torial! Or as we like to [Read more]
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