Minneapolis, MN (Rotters) – Representatives Virgil Goode (R-VA) today sought to elaborate on his controversial statements in regards to using the Koran to swear in recently elected Muslim representative Keith Ellison (D-MN) by journeying to [Read more]
Christmas is upon us once again, so once again it’s time for our Family to let you know who and what’s been happening this year. Faces we haven’t seen in so long have been showing [Read more]
New York, NY (APE) – In a breathtaking last-minute surge, the new toy “Boratz” appears to be the hottest item for kids under the Christmas tree this year. Stores have sold out nationwide, with fist [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that right wing personality Glenn Beck has been rushed to the hospital after being injured during his yearly penguin hunting trip. Beck, who is an avid penguin hunter, was with a group [Read more]
Twas the night before Christmas here in the White House. Laura was sleeping and the twins had passed out. Their stockings and spike heels were strewn everywhere, while I sat there thinking, ‘It just isn’t [Read more]
(WASHINGTON, Ucs News) President George W. Bush announced today there will be no announcement on Iraq policy. The President has been working around the clock to develop a new strategy for Iraq. Administration officials dismissed [Read more]
(Rome, Ucs News International) The Italian super car manufacturer announced today that it would introduce a minivan into the US market buy the end of 2008. The Ferrari minivan will be a 2009 model and [Read more]
Tokyo, Japan (Rotters) – A spokesperson for outgoing Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced that the Pentagon had reached an agreement with Nintendo Inc. to purchase the 3.2 million controversial Wii controllers currently being [Read more]
While the White House has publicly postponed the announcement of the President’s new Iraq strategy a leaked memo seems to indicate that President Bush has already decided on a way forward. The memo which was [Read more]
Tehran, Iran (APE) – Australian actor/director Mel Gibson was briefly detained and then expelled yesterday after an outburst at Iran’s controversial international anti-Holocaust conference. Gibson had been welcomed to the conference by the country’s anti-Israeli [Read more]
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