(Washington, Ucs News) It has been a hard week for political reporter Tim Russert. Witness after witness testifying at the trial of I “Scooter” Libby have painted a grim picture of Russert’s journalistic integrity. According [Read more]
WASHINGTON> ” We’ve run out of chart on the low end.” observed Frank Kile, of CBS news. Our most recent poll of last week showed that 99.99% of those questioned disapproved of the way President [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Berlin, Germany (Rotters) – Transplanted American singing sensation and television star David Hasselhoff was arrested early today by German police as the government followed through with the arrest of 13 reported CIA [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE London, England (O! Online) – Actors Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson who play Harry Potter and Hermione Granger in the movie adaptation of author JK Rowling’s eminently popular children’s book series have [Read more]
CAPE CANAVERAL> NOAA reported today that it’s only “down-looking” telescope on Hubble, …the one that looks back at the earth, not space, has gone dead. Bertram Polke, a scientist who works with the Hubble telescope [Read more]
NEW YORK – More than a thousand diehard Windows fans lined up in Times Square for the Tuesday night launch of Microsofts new operating system Vista. The long awaited computer software is celebrated as a [Read more]
Baghdad, Iraq (APE) – Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was taken into American custody after a raid yesterday on an Iraqi government minister’s compound in Baghdad. The raid was a smaller part of an overall larger [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that ‘guys in the know’ in Vegas have increased the odds that America will be going to war with Iran within 6 months to 3 to 2. The odds on going to [Read more]
KUMHA, AFGHANISTAN In a startling announcement today, terrorist Osama bin Laden announced he will run for U.S. president in 2008. Speaking on the Arabic TV network, Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Vice President Dick Cheney has been rushed to the hospital. Cheney is said to be undergoing a battery of neurological tests to find a cause for recent ‘delusional’ episodes as well [Read more]
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