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Tim Russert Fights Back "I'm no lap dog"

January 31, 2007 Staff

(Washington, Ucs News) It has been a hard week for political reporter Tim Russert. Witness after witness testifying at the trial of I “Scooter” Libby have painted a grim picture of Russert’s journalistic integrity. According [Read more]

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David Hasselhoff detained as Germany hands down 13 CIA Related Indictments

January 30, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Berlin, Germany (Rotters) – Transplanted American singing sensation and television star David Hasselhoff was arrested early today by German police as the government followed through with the arrest of 13 reported CIA [Read more]

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Harry Potter Stars Pose Nude

January 30, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE London, England (O! Online) – Actors Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson who play Harry Potter and Hermione Granger in the movie adaptation of author JK Rowling’s eminently popular children’s book series have [Read more]

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HUBBLE SPACE TELESCOPE LOSES 'EYE'

January 30, 2007 Staff

CAPE CANAVERAL> NOAA reported today that it’s only “down-looking” telescope on Hubble, …the one that looks back at the earth, not space, has gone dead. Bertram Polke, a scientist who works with the Hubble telescope [Read more]

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Iranian President Apprehended in Massive Iraqi/American Combined Raid in Baghdad

January 28, 2007 Staff

Baghdad, Iraq (APE) – Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was taken into American custody after a raid yesterday on an Iraqi government minister’s compound in Baghdad. The raid was a smaller part of an overall larger [Read more]

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BIN LADEN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008!

January 28, 2007 Staff

KUMHA, AFGHANISTAN In a startling announcement today, terrorist Osama bin Laden announced he will run for U.S. president in 2008. Speaking on the Arabic TV network, Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as [Read more]

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Washington

Cheney Rushed to Hospital Suffering Delusions and Memory Loss

January 27, 2007 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Vice President Dick Cheney has been rushed to the hospital. Cheney is said to be undergoing a battery of neurological tests to find a cause for recent ‘delusional’ episodes as well [Read more]