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Barack Obama DNA Test : He's not really Black!

February 28, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON (Ucs News) — A routine medical examination has reviled the rising star of the Democratic party, Sen. Barack Obama, is not truly black. The DNA test, originally to screen for a rare genetic disease, [Read more]

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Paris Hilton Caught Driving While Stupid

February 28, 2007 Staff

LOS ANGELES (Ucs News) – Police seized Paris Hilton’s $190,000 Bentley after the heiress was caught driving while stupid. Sheriffs Deputies performed a road side intelligence test and determined the heiress was suffering from profound [Read more]

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Is America Ready For A Black Or Woman President? Wrong Question.

February 28, 2007 Staff

One of the oddities of this campaign cycle is that it’s beginning so early, nearly two years out from the actual election day. People are warning about Democratic Candidate overload, speculating that by the time [Read more]

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BUSH AND IRANIAN PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMEDINEJAD REACH ACCORD

February 28, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON– Tensions between the U.S.A. and Iran were reduced today, as the heads of state of the two nations reached a tentative accord. A transcript of the conversation leading to the agreement between the two [Read more]

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Bush Administration Blames Market Plunge on Chinese Plot: The Manchurian Columbidae

February 27, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – In an early morning press conference today President George Bush blamed yesterday’s over 400 point loss in the US stock market on a highly sophisticated avian spy program initiated by the [Read more]

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Unconfirmed Wisdom : Britney just dosen't stop : Cheney lives : Wolfgang pukes

February 27, 2007 Staff

Is your trend up or are you just glad to see me? Britney Spears : Trending Down Habit demands entire wing of rehab center…ouch! World may enjoy 30 days of peace and quite. What’s Paris [Read more]

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Wolfgang Puke Hepatitis attack, Hundreds Exposed To Virus

February 27, 2007 Staff

(Ucs news : Los Angles) A prep cook with Wolfgang Puke Catering in Hollywood diagnosed with acute hepatitis A has exposed hundreds to the virus. Celebrity Chef Wolfgang Puke himself succumbed to the virus and [Read more]