Washington> The world’s oldest person according to the Guinness Book of Records has died at age 114 in the US state of Connecticut. Gertrude Kishel had only recently become the world’s oldest person, after the [Read more]
(Portland, UCS News) Microsoft Chairman Bill gates has announced his plan to seize control of Apple computer. Apple, maker of the ipod, iphone and sleek personal computers, has been running ads portraying Gates and the [Read more]
Ed-E-torial Eleven: Britney Belches. Pairs Sucks. Click it here! (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: “The one [Read more]
PARIS – Scientists from 113 countries issued a landmark report Friday saying they have little doubt global warming is caused by man, and are predicting hotter temperatures and rises in sea level. Let’s take a [Read more]
White Sulfur Springs, WV (APE) – February 2nd, it’s that time of year again… it’s Chicken Hawk Day! Every year the sleepy little resort called the Greenbrier is flooded with reporters to a secret undisclosed [Read more]
NEW YORK — Exxon Mobil Corp. Thursday reported the biggest annual profit on record for a U.S. corporation – earning more than $75,000 every minute of 2006. Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson expressed disappointment. ” We [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that ultra popular news site Google News suffered server problems today as a traffic spike overloaded the sites capacity. The spike was caused by millions of people logging in to find a [Read more]
London, England (Rotters) – To the relief of millions of fans worldwide, author JK Rowling today announced that “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” would be released on July 21, and that the series’ main [Read more]
BOSTON — Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday and prompted the closure of bridges and a [Read more]
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