HAGGARD, TENN> — Sadie King, 80, joined in the laughter when told that the million dollars she won was a hoax. Yesterday, with much fanfare, balloons, and advance publicity, the Publisher’s Clearing House van pulled [Read more]
LOS ANGELES, California (Ucs News) — A week after emerging from a rehab center, pop star Britney Spears has reached a divorce settlement with her husband, Kevin Federline. However before the settlement went into effect [Read more]
(Washington DC : Ucs News) With the US congress questioning the conduct of the war, President George W. Bush has asked private-equity firms to takeover. The two firms Blackstone Group LP and Centerbridge Capital Partners [Read more]
(Washington DC : Ucs News) Unconfirmed sources reports mounting criticism of the President’s environmental policy have prompted action on the issue of Polar Bear drownings. The Bush administration plans to remove the polar bears from [Read more]
Mundelein, Ill. — Golf course workers uncovering the tees for the season discovered a human skull at a suburban Chicago club and found bones nearby in the fairway, authorities said. The skull was spotted Monday [Read more]
MARTINSVILLE, Va. — NASCAR stunned the racing world yesterday when it announced the new “Car Of Tomorrow” racing chassis was based on a Hyundai design. The admission was made in advance of a law suit [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) — The White House has criticized House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s plans to stop in Syria next week during a Middle East trip that began Friday. President Bush explained that he would rather [Read more]
(World of Myst : Uru) As fighting intensified in the world of Second Life a cryptic message was received from the D’ni. The message fragments stated the Worlds of Myst, Riven, Exile, Revelation and Uru [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that thousands of the Horde races from World of War Craft have joined the battle for Second Life. Early this morning a massive number of Orcs Trolls and Tauren launched a counter [Read more]
The theft, already one of the world’s largest incidents of corporate data theft, has so far seen US-based retailer TJX admit that 45.7 million credit and debit cards was stolen from the company in a [Read more]
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