CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (Rotters) – In a subdued counterpoint to the highly publicized Democratic presidential candidate debate sponsored by MSNBC, Fox news sponsored an impromptu spontaneous debate between the three front running Republican [Read more]
Washington– Finally yielding to pressure from just about everyone in Washington, except his stalwart friend, the President, Alberto Gonzales submitted his resignation as Attorney General of the United States today, “but does not recall it.” [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – Congressional Democrats and war opponents rejoiced this morning as President Bush, in a hastily arranged, petulant ceremony at the White House apparently accidentally signed a controversial war funding bill into law. [Read more]
(WASHINGTON : Ucs News)-The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a federal ban on a gruesome procedure known as partial-habeas corpus April 18, delivering an important victory for legislative efforts to strip the rights of the accused. [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) President George W. Bush has set a date certain for Victory in Iraq. According to the President, “victory will be ours on June 2nd of 2008.” While the President was promising [Read more]
PORTSMOUTH, N.H — The McCain campaign was rushed to hospital this morning after being found lifeless in a Hew Hampshire parking lot. The campaign, which had been showing signs of weakness, was still and unresponsive. [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) George W. Bush gave his Vice Presidential attack dog more chain today, as he attempts to “negotiate” with Democrats. Harry Reid, the Nevada Senator responsible for pulling Cheneys tail, responded by [Read more]
MANCHESTER, N.H. – -Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001. Giuliani went on to declare [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) Right wing potty mouth pundit Ann Coulter speaks out against the embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. The Republican queen of mean not only demanded Gonzales resign, she pledged to “castrate the [Read more]
(Washington Ucs News) Despite Georgia being the 4th state admitted into the Union on Wednesday, January 2, 1788 many Americans are still really embarrassed to be associated with the “Peach State”. According to residents of [Read more]
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