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Pelosi Announces New Defections in The War on The White House

June 30, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – In a new sense of bipartisanship, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid unveiled what will be an ongoing spotlight and forum in the Democratic Party’s [Read more]

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Cheney Bags First Bald Eagle after Bird's Removal from Endangered Species List

June 28, 2007 Staff

Casper, Wyoming (APE) – The White House today announced that Vice President Dick Cheney, mere hours after the bald eagle was officially removed from the endangered species list, became the first to officially bagged one [Read more]

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Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial Number 15: Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Barry Bonds Floats. Britney Spears Gives Her Head T…

June 28, 2007 Staff

Britney Gives Her Head To Obama. Download here. (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #15. Or as we like to call it: “The one where [Read more]

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Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial Number 15: Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Barry Bonds Floats. Britney Spears Gives Her Head T…

June 28, 2007 Staff

Britney Gives Her Head To Obama. Download here. (New York–NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It’s Ed-E-torial #15. Or as we like to call it: “The one where [Read more]

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COULTER PHOTO ADDED TO WHITE HOUSE FAMOUS REPUBLICANS

June 28, 2007 Staff

President Bush has authorized an official portrait of Ann Coulter to be displayed in the White House among those of famous Republicans. Ms. Sewermouth expressed her gratitude when she heard of the honor. ” I [Read more]

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Obama, Clinton Campaigns now Demand Apology from Coulter

June 28, 2007 Staff

Washimgton, DC (Rotters) – On the heels of robust donations posted by the John Edwards ’08 presidential campaign, both the Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton campaigns have contacted the publishing firm for Ann Coulter demanding [Read more]

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China Products dangerous and defective : Wal-Mart shoppers just don't care

June 28, 2007 Staff

BEIJING (Ucs News) China’s shoddy product safety record took another hit as toothpaste containing a chemical used in antifreeze was recalled, as was 450000 faulty truck tires. But it was no surprise that shoppers at [Read more]

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China Tires recalled : Defect Delays Nasa Shuttle Launch

June 28, 2007 Staff

(Cape Canaveral : Ucs News) The Consumer Product Safety Commision is demanding a recall of 450 thousand tires from China. The Defective tires have been blamed for numerous accidents, injuries and damage to the Space [Read more]

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REPUBLICAN RATS DESERTING THE SINKING SHIP OF STATE

June 28, 2007 Staff

The architects of the invasion of Iraq are deserting the war they launched and blaming George Bush for the disaster as his poll figures slump. The state department; indeed every branch of the Bush executive, [Read more]

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Toyota Troubles: class action lawsuit prompts Prius Recall

June 27, 2007 Staff

(Washington, Ucs News) Toyota Motors announced today it would be recalling the entire fleet of nearly 300,000 Prius model cars. The worldwide recall is the result of a class action lawsuit launched by disgruntled Prius [Read more]