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Coulter Offers Endorsement to Edwards Campaign

June 27, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – Fans and pundits alike were stunned when, in a pique of anger, right-wing columnist Ann Coulter offered her services to the John Edwards for President campaign last night on “Hardball”. Coulter [Read more]

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Final Installment of Washington Post Article on Cheney Leaked

June 26, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – The Washington Post this morning issued a rare apology and immediately removed from its online edition what some have described as a premature posting of its final installment on an expos [Read more]

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Final Installment of Washington Post Article on Cheney Leaked

June 26, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – The Washington Post this morning issued a rare apology and immediately removed from its online edition what some have described as a premature posting of its final installment on an expos [Read more]

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President George W. Bush creates policy to dishonorably discharge everybody against him

June 26, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Monday afternoon, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and President George W. Bush announced a new policy by the Department of Defense to administer dishonorable discharges to everybody who doesn’t worship President [Read more]

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CASTRO OFFERS A REBUILT GUANTANAMO AS A HAVEN FOR THOSE FLEEING THE USA

June 23, 2007 Staff

In recent days, the Unconfirmed Sources illustrious investigative journalist, Dood Abides and I, have done in-depth research, on the future of Guantanamo and the fate of its detainees in wake of White House plans to [Read more]

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GUANTANAMO TO BE SHUT DOWN. DETAINEES TO BE TRANSFERRED TO DEVIL'S ISLAND AND ALCATRAZ

June 22, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON — White House Spokesman, Tony Snow, announced today that plans were underway to close the detainee section of Guantanamo in Cuba and transfer the inmates to other facilities. Snow said that since the U.S. [Read more]

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Guantanamo to be Reopened as Branch of Walter Reed

June 22, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – Late this evening the Pentagon revealed its plans for Guantanamo Bay, putting an end to rumors that the Bush administration would be closing the controversial prison. All enemy combatants will be [Read more]