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Monica Goodling Wins Prestigious Award

June 3, 2007 Staff

(Washington : Ucs News) In a gala event attended by Washington’s political elite the newest conservative debutant Monica Goodling was rewarded for being a loyal Bush administration aparachik. With the President and Republican luminaries in [Read more]

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Dan Bartlett : Longtime Bush aide bails out to avoid "indignities"

June 2, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON (Ucs News) — Dan Bartlett, one of President Bush’s most trusted advisers and his longest-serving aide, said Friday he is resigning rather than suffer the last two years of the flailing Bush Presidency. “I [Read more]

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BUSH SENDS BATTLESHIP MAINE TOWARD CUBA

June 2, 2007 Staff

MADRID — Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice made a lightning stop here yesterday, intending to signal an end to the Bush administration’s diplomatic deep freeze of the Spanish government, but new tensions emerged over dealings [Read more]

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Tim Griffin : Ex-aide to Rove resigns "To spend more time in jail"

June 1, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON (Ucs) — The former White House aide, Tim Griffin whose appointment to a U.S. attorney’s post helped fuel the furor over the forced resignations of eight federal prosecutors will resign Today, according to a [Read more]

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BIN LADEN HAS RARE INCURABLE TB. HUNT FOR HIM CALLED OFF TO PROTECT TROOPS

June 1, 2007 Staff

KULGUMA, PAKISTAN — A Pakistani doctor, who wishes to remain anonymous, confirmed today, that he was called to this remote mountain area on the Pakistan, Afghanistan border to check on the failing health of Osama [Read more]

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Rudy Giuliani takes a firm stance on immigration reform

June 1, 2007 Staff

(Washington : Ucs News) Republican Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani took time off from retelling the story of 9/11 to explain his position on immigration reform. Giuliani stated “If i were the President I would make [Read more]

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