ATLANTA — Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has refused to leave the courthouse where he was indicted on July 17th for his alleged role in conducting a dog fighting venture on property he owns. ” [Read more]
ANCHORAGE, Alaska -Ho hum. It’s getting to be routine. Another crooked Republican Congressman? It’ll soon reach the the point where more Republican Congressmen will be in prison, than in the Senate and House. 15 Agents [Read more]
(Atlanta : Ucs News) CNN has announced that Dick Cheney will take over hosting duties for Larry King. According to CNN King will be on extended medical leave to recover from severe bloviation. In a [Read more]
(New Haven : Ucs News) Unconfirmed Sources report Dr. Steven Novella of the Yale University School of Medicine was attacked by a small horde of angry space zombies. According to witnesses, Novella was returning from [Read more]
(Washington: Ucs News) – The Attorney General of the United States announced his intention to impeach the embattled Alberto Gonzales. Gonzales shot back that he “serves at the pleasure of the President.” The Attorney General [Read more]
(Washington: Ucs News) – The Attorney General of the United States announced his intention to impeach the embattled Alberto Gonzales. Gonzales shot back that he “serves at the pleasure of the President.” The Attorney General [Read more]
(Second Life : Linden : Ucs News) The problems in the U.S. subprime mortgage market are spiraling out of control and have caused a virtual financial crisis, said economist Mark Zandi. The Second Life financial [Read more]
In November 2008, voters will go to the polls and choose the next president of the United States and their representatives to Congress – or will they? Bush and his handlers are in the process [Read more]
(St. Louis : Ucs News) The King of Beers is well known as a pioneer in mobile marketing, but Anheuser-Busch’s first foray into space is guaranteed to cause controversy. On the Heels of a Nasa [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales fought back today blasting his critics in the White House. In a terse statement Gonzales declared there were definitely contradictions in his Senate testimony. Gonzales went [Read more]
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