Houston, TX (APE) – NASA authorities are today admitting that the ongoing investigation into alcohol consumption by astronauts is now to include current and former occupants of the international space Station. NASA officials have stated [Read more]
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (UCS News) — America’s space agency has been shaken by two startling reports: One involved claims that astronauts were stone drunk while flying. In the other report Nasa confirmed that computers slated [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Alberto Gonzales will join super celebrities Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan in the slammer. The trio are headed behind bars because of their participation in a series of lawless adventures involving [Read more]
President Bush is sending Master Chief to Iraq. The President announced the news today at the White House during a ceremony in the rose garden. Standing side by side with the fiercest fighter the world [Read more]
Are you aware that Bush is gradually assuming the role of a dictator? Are you aware that Congress is tip-toeing around the issue? Are you aware that the pill companies, right-wing media, HMO’s, agroindustry, and [Read more]
LOS ANGELES (Ucs News) – Now out on bail Lindsay Lohan has her lawyers working overtime. According to Lindsay’s personal assistant, Lohan’s crack legal team is working hard to keep Lindsay from doing hard time [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – Administrators for the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence Rhode Island late today confirmed that their prized cat Oscar had gone missing. White House authorities late this evening confirmed [Read more]
Miami, FL (APE) – Transportation Security Administration authorities today confirmed the arrest of two British suspects in connection with a recent spate of what are described as “dry run” airline bombings. Authorities stated that the [Read more]
WASHINGTON — After conferring with Romania’s torture chief, President Bush signed an order Friday that clears the way for the CIA to resume some of the harsh interrogation methods it has used against terrorism suspects, [Read more]
WASHINGTON — After conferring with Romania’s torture chief, President Bush signed an order Friday that clears the way for the CIA to resume some of the harsh interrogation methods it has used against terrorism suspects, [Read more]
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