(Washington: Ucs News) International Liars Association members blasted Attorney General Alberto Gonzales for embarrassing them and hinted that his botched testimony about the Bush administration’s surveillance of suspected terrorists was “A major failing.” Liars Association [Read more]
(WASHINGTON : Ucs News) Doctors and Homeland Security Officials have give the President a clean bill of health. Doctors had found five small growths in Bush’s colon on Saturday. The polyps were removed and none [Read more]
Santa Monica, CA (APE) – Just days after surrendering for arrest following a drunk driving charge last year, 21 year old Lindsay Lohan was arrested again, early this morning, by Santa Monica Police for apparently [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (Rotters) – The Bush administration returned to work this week appearing refreshed and rejuvenated after the president received a clean bill of health from a colonoscopy over the weekend. The [Read more]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Tuesday, July 17, 2007, President George W. Bush signed an Executive Order which blocks the assets of people who are undermining peace and stability in Iraq. What President Bush didn’t expect, [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the White House decided to withdraw support for Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf. White House officials have released plans to bomb targets inside Pakistan’s tribal regions without the approval of Musharraf. The [Read more]
WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush thought he ‘temporarily’ handed his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney on Saturday morning while he was sedated for a routine colon cancer test at the presidential retreat at Camp [Read more]
– Although Bush is against it, an overwhelming majority of 17 to 4, of the US Senate Finance Committee approved a bill to expand child healthcare using a large increase in tobacco tax.The new bill [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – Roughly 3000 campaign supporters and well-wishers were disappointed late yesterday, as New York Senator Hillary Clinton was taken into custody prior to a scheduled appearance. Although details are sketchy at present, [Read more]
Philadelphia, PA (Rotters) – Former president George H. W. Bush today very nearly took his own life at the national Constitution Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with his own World War II service revolver. The revolver [Read more]
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