Hollywood. CA (O! Online) – Robert Eiger today announced that after a long series of negotiations Disney Studios has signed former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick to star in an upcoming remake of the Disney [Read more]
Houston, TX (UPSI) – Attorney General Alberto Gonzales today weighed in on the impending controversial execution in Texas of Kenneth Foster. Gonzalez, citing powers under the newly revised patriot act has suspended all further debate [Read more]
Washington, DC (APE) – In a quiet ceremony early this morning at the White House President Bush today announced that he would be pushing forward with his nomination of Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig as [Read more]
LOS ANGELES — She has fired her people, fought with her mother and taken an ocean dip in her underwear. Now an attempt by Britney Spears to set her bizarre record straight with a celebrity [Read more]
Rochester, NJ (UPSI) – In a raid early this morning entering freshmen and famous iPhone hacker George Hotz was taken into custody by AT&T security from his dorm room at the Rochester Institute of Technology. [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – A spokesperson for the offices of Idaho Senator Larry Craig late tonight announced that the senator would be resigning his position in the Mitt Romney presidential campaign and would be checking [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Dallas, TX (UPSI) – After announcing his resignation early this morning in Washington, DC, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was arrested at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport apparently attempting to flee the country. Gonzalez [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) It was the start of a momentous week in the nation’s capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for [Read more]
Houston, Texas (APE) – NASA JPL scientists today released stunning pictures obtained from Mars Spirit Rover still in operation from its original 2004 mission. The computer enhanced photographs depicted the beginning lunar eclipse which will [Read more]
(Hollywood)The much anticipated and much delayed psychological-horror title from Rockstar Games is back in business and headed and for success. The game received a double does of good news today as it was given a [Read more]
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