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iPhone Rehacked: iPhone Dev Team 2, Apple, Inc 0

September 30, 2007 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that the iPhone Dev Team has rehacked the Apple iPhone after the latest firmware update. The iPhone Dev Team group that did the new hack was lead by Swedish teen wonder hacker [Read more]

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With No Age Requirement, 10-Month-Old Baby Gets Gun Permit In Illinois

September 30, 2007 Staff

Springfield, IL – – As the debate over gun control laws continues in the wake of the shooting tragedy at Virginia Tech University, one new gun owner in Illinois may ignite further arguments on the [Read more]

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Limbaugh to Receive Congressional Commendation for Identifying Phony Troops

September 28, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (APE) – Comedian and political pundit Rush Limbaugh today received a commendation and special award from the U.S. Senate for his help in identifying “phony soldiers”. Limbaugh had earlier in the week declared [Read more]

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Bush Announces New Amercan Energy Source at New York Conference

September 28, 2007 Staff

New York, NY (UPSI) – President Bush, in the opening address today at his hastily organized global warming summit in New York City, demonstrated for those in attendance his proposals for a cheaper, cleaner burning, [Read more]

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What To Do Now That Apple Has Bricked Your iPhone

September 28, 2007 Staff

Surprise, surprise the latest firmware update for the Apple iPhone has bricked, rendered useless, any iPhone that had been unlocked to work on another phone network. The firmware update also crippled third party applications that [Read more]

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ALABAMA'S AUTO INSURANCE RATES SOAR> HERE'S WHY

September 27, 2007 Staff

HAWG RUN, AL — Alabama’s motorists are upset as their insurance rates soar. To find out why, we took a drive through the rural outback. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]

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Blackwater USA's Eric Prince Elected Prime Minster of Iraq

September 27, 2007 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report the head of Blackwater USA, the largest American mercenary army, has been chosen to be the next Prime Minster of Iraq. The election of Eric Prince and expulsion of current Iraqi Prime [Read more]

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NEBRASKA SENATOR SUES GOD

September 26, 2007 Staff

Omaha, NE- State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon [Read more]

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BREAKING: Bush Authorizes US Attacks on Myanmar

September 26, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Yangon, Myanmar (UPSI) – Hundreds of bomb blasts shook the night sky of Yangon, the capital of Myanmar, and the city was plunged into darkness and confusion as American stealth fighters rained [Read more]