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Month: September 2007

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Brady Bunch Jan and Marsha Lesbian Encounter Still Photo Surfaces

September 25, 2007 Staff

Holywood, CA (DMZ) – New photographic evidence of a possible brief sexual affair between former child stars Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb of the 70s family show The Brady Bunch has surfaced. The picture, a [Read more]

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Iranian President Arrested Outside Ground Zero

September 24, 2007 Staff

New York, NY (UPSI) – Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was arrested this morning outside Ground Zero, the site of the attack on the World Trade Center in what was described as an FBI sting operation. [Read more]

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Steve Jobs Reports Reality Distortion Field Malfunction at Apple

September 24, 2007 Staff

Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced that the Apple Reality Distortion Field has suffered a series of temporary outages over the last few weeks. Jobs made the admission during a conference call with investors and Wall [Read more]

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"CAN'T FUND A WAR, IF WE GIVE KIDS HEALTH INSURANCE!"> BUSH

September 22, 2007 Staff

President Bush accused congressional Democrats on Thursday of playing politics with the health of children, and he warned again that he would veto a children’s insurance bill if it emerged from Congress in its present [Read more]

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Congress Condemned With Second New York Times AD

September 21, 2007 Staff

New York, NY (Rotters)- In a vote of 3,100,000 to 100,000 yesterday, the members of a massive nationwide progressive political action group voted overwhelmingly to place a second ad in the New York Times this [Read more]

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3000 LIVES, 700 BILLION DOLLARS AND THE ONLY SAFE SPOT IN IRAQ IS THE GREEN ZONE!

September 20, 2007 Staff

Iraq has said it would review the status of all security firms after what it called a “flagrant assault” by Blackwater contractors in which 20 people were killed while the firm was escorting an embassy [Read more]

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Dan Rather Tasered by CBS Security Outside New York Studio

September 19, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE New York, NY (APE) – Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather was tasered outside of CBS’s New York studios late this afternoon after he had earlier announced his intent to sue his [Read more]

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BLACKWATER

September 19, 2007 Staff

Profound apologies to Patrick Simmons, and one of the greatest groups of all time, The Doobie Brothers BLACKWATER Well, we don’t need no draft, in this war we’re promotin That ol’ Euphrates, she’s crawlin in [Read more]

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Bush Loses Iraq War Funding on Season Premier Deal or No Deal

September 18, 2007 Staff

Hollywood, CA (Rotters) – Democrats in Washington today celebrated, as a stunned President George W. Bush lost all Iraq war funding on a special premiere episode of the third season of “Deal or No Deal”. [Read more]

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IS ANN COULTER SECRETLY A WITCH?

September 17, 2007 Staff

SALEM MASS. — I recently came across an inquiry on a blog website asking if Ann Coulter, aka “pottymouth” , is secretly a witch. No one seemed to know the answer, so I presented the [Read more]

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