Holywood, CA (DMZ) – New photographic evidence of a possible brief sexual affair between former child stars Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb of the 70s family show The Brady Bunch has surfaced. The picture, a [Read more]
New York, NY (UPSI) – Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was arrested this morning outside Ground Zero, the site of the attack on the World Trade Center in what was described as an FBI sting operation. [Read more]
Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced that the Apple Reality Distortion Field has suffered a series of temporary outages over the last few weeks. Jobs made the admission during a conference call with investors and Wall [Read more]
President Bush accused congressional Democrats on Thursday of playing politics with the health of children, and he warned again that he would veto a children’s insurance bill if it emerged from Congress in its present [Read more]
New York, NY (Rotters)- In a vote of 3,100,000 to 100,000 yesterday, the members of a massive nationwide progressive political action group voted overwhelmingly to place a second ad in the New York Times this [Read more]
Iraq has said it would review the status of all security firms after what it called a “flagrant assault” by Blackwater contractors in which 20 people were killed while the firm was escorting an embassy [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE New York, NY (APE) – Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather was tasered outside of CBS’s New York studios late this afternoon after he had earlier announced his intent to sue his [Read more]
Profound apologies to Patrick Simmons, and one of the greatest groups of all time, The Doobie Brothers BLACKWATER Well, we don’t need no draft, in this war we’re promotin That ol’ Euphrates, she’s crawlin in [Read more]
Hollywood, CA (Rotters) – Democrats in Washington today celebrated, as a stunned President George W. Bush lost all Iraq war funding on a special premiere episode of the third season of “Deal or No Deal”. [Read more]
SALEM MASS. — I recently came across an inquiry on a blog website asking if Ann Coulter, aka “pottymouth” , is secretly a witch. No one seemed to know the answer, so I presented the [Read more]
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