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Chinese Lunar Probe Missing: China Lodges Formal Complaint with NASA

October 25, 2007 Staff

Beijing, China (Algae-zebra) – Officials for the National Chinese Space Agency today confirmed that its lunar probe Chang’e-1 had gone missing just after a crucial deployment phase of the mission prior to leaving earth orbit [Read more]

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San Diego Fires : Real-estate agent charged with arson

October 25, 2007 Staff

(San Diego : Ucs News) San Diego Fire Marshal’s office has announced an arrest in the Witch fire arson investigation. The arrested man is Daryl Ripsten, an associate agent in the Poway Century 24 office. [Read more]

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Bush Surprises Southern California with Early Visit and Fireside Chat

October 25, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE San Diego, CA (Rotters) – Making an early, clandestine departure from Washington, DC aboard Air Force One late this afternoon, President Bush this evening offered a live fireside chat from San Diego, [Read more]

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FEMA Responds: New Orleans flood waters will be pumped to San Diego fires

October 24, 2007 Staff

(Washington : Ucs News) FEMA officials announced plans to build high pressure pipeline from Louisiana to Southern California. The pipeline designed to transport 50,000 gallons per minute will allow San Diego Fire Officials a nearly [Read more]

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FEMA Responds: New Orleans flood waters will be pumped to San Diego fires

October 24, 2007 Staff

(Washington : Ucs News) FEMA officials announced plans to build high pressure pipeline from Louisiana to Southern California. The pipeline designed to transport 50,000 gallons per minute will allow San Diego Fire Officials a nearly [Read more]

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Larry Craig to Play Dumbledore in Final Two Harry Potter Movies

October 23, 2007 Staff

BOISE, ID (DMZ) – DMZ insiders have learned that Idaho Senator Larry Craig will be announcing that he is giving up his fight to restore his reputation in the U.S. Senate, and instead has signed [Read more]

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"We need a few billion more for Iraq."> Bush

October 23, 2007 Staff

“California fires? Georgia running out of water? Bridges, roads, infrastructure falling apart? Kids’ health?” “We have no money to waste on these, but I call upon my Congress to authorize an additional 54 Billion dollars [Read more]

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George Bush, "Hannah Montana… Iraq Victory Model!"

October 19, 2007 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month. The President revealed his plan at a press [Read more]

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GIANT MOSQUITO> U.S. SECRET WEAPON?

October 19, 2007 Staff

OCALA FL — ” It looked like one of those science fiction horror movies!” So said George Heller, a resident of Shady Oaks, a senior retirement community near this north-central Florida city yesterday. Heller said [Read more]

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Colbert Pushes for Inclusion in FOX/GOP Presidential Debate in Miami

October 19, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE MIAMI, FL (APE) – Campaign staffers are reporting that newly announced Republican Presidential Candidate Stephen Colbert has flown overnight to Miami Florida in an attempt to touch ground before other hopefuls Giuliani [Read more]