Beijing, China (Algae-zebra) – Officials for the National Chinese Space Agency today confirmed that its lunar probe Chang’e-1 had gone missing just after a crucial deployment phase of the mission prior to leaving earth orbit [Read more]
(San Diego : Ucs News) San Diego Fire Marshal’s office has announced an arrest in the Witch fire arson investigation. The arrested man is Daryl Ripsten, an associate agent in the Poway Century 24 office. [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE San Diego, CA (Rotters) – Making an early, clandestine departure from Washington, DC aboard Air Force One late this afternoon, President Bush this evening offered a live fireside chat from San Diego, [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) FEMA officials announced plans to build high pressure pipeline from Louisiana to Southern California. The pipeline designed to transport 50,000 gallons per minute will allow San Diego Fire Officials a nearly [Read more]
(Washington : Ucs News) FEMA officials announced plans to build high pressure pipeline from Louisiana to Southern California. The pipeline designed to transport 50,000 gallons per minute will allow San Diego Fire Officials a nearly [Read more]
BOISE, ID (DMZ) – DMZ insiders have learned that Idaho Senator Larry Craig will be announcing that he is giving up his fight to restore his reputation in the U.S. Senate, and instead has signed [Read more]
“California fires? Georgia running out of water? Bridges, roads, infrastructure falling apart? Kids’ health?” “We have no money to waste on these, but I call upon my Congress to authorize an additional 54 Billion dollars [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) George Bush has a new vision for Iraq, the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana” TV show, or, more particularly, the tour to kick-off later this month. The President revealed his plan at a press [Read more]
OCALA FL — ” It looked like one of those science fiction horror movies!” So said George Heller, a resident of Shady Oaks, a senior retirement community near this north-central Florida city yesterday. Heller said [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE MIAMI, FL (APE) – Campaign staffers are reporting that newly announced Republican Presidential Candidate Stephen Colbert has flown overnight to Miami Florida in an attempt to touch ground before other hopefuls Giuliani [Read more]
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