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Republican Party Found Dead on Airport Bathroom Floor

October 18, 2007 Staff

(Ucs News : International) Washington D.C. was rocked today by the stunning news of the death of the GOP. According to Police officials on the scene of the discovery “We found it lying there hugging [Read more]

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Super Hack : Halo 3 ported to iPhone

October 18, 2007 Staff

(Reichtenburg, Germany : UCS News) German high school student has once again achieved the impossible. 18 years old Hans Nuttzipper has cracked the encryption and ported the shocking popular Halo 3 video game to the [Read more]

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Senator Craig Creates International Washroom Incident with Dalai Lama

October 18, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – The Washington office of controversial Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig expressed regrets today over what it described as a misunderstanding between the senator and the Dalai Lama that occurred in a [Read more]

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Police Release Composite Sketches of Suspects in Randi Rhodes Assault

October 16, 2007 Staff

New York, NY (UPSI) – New York Police Department detectives have released composite drawings of two unknown white male suspects wanted in the assault last night on Air America talkshow host Randi Rhodes. The suspects [Read more]

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BOY FISHING WITH LEAD SINKER CAUSES EVACUATION OF ST. LOUIS

October 13, 2007 Staff

ST. LOUIS– There was panic in the streets of St. Louis, Missouri today after loud speaker-equipped police cars and fire trucks with sirens screaming, roamed the streets ordering everyone to immediately leave. A 35 mile [Read more]

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CONGRESS HAS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT TO DO THAN TO ANTAGONIZE TURKEY?

October 11, 2007 Staff

WASHINGTON — Global warming? Health care? The Iraq war? Iran? Illegal immigration? Crumbling bridges and roads? Genocide in Africa? Israel and Palestine problem? Treasury going broke? Nah, not important, says our House of Representatives. Let’s [Read more]

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IF THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON TODAY'S YOUTH, WE'RE DOOMED!

October 10, 2007 Staff

Had a long discussion last week with my friend Bob. Bob claimed that today’s youth are perhaps the worst informed ever regarding history, government. science and just about everything except Iboxes and video games. In [Read more]

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Condoleezza Rice Named as "Person of Interest" in Ongoing Marion Jones Steroid Investigation

October 10, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (UPSI) – Undisclosed sources within the FBI are acknowledging that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has been unofficially designated a “person of interest” in the ongoing BALCO illegal steroid investigation. Olympic athlete Marion [Read more]