Khartoum, Sudan –Thousands of protesters, many brandishing clubs and swords, took to the streets of Sudan’s capital Friday, demanding the execution of a British teacher who let her students name a teddy bear Muhammad. Gillian [Read more]
Start spinning the news I’m needing to stray We’ve got to leave the heart of it, New York, New York Flatfoots and gumshoes Will bring her to play I’ll write a grant for part of [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Synopsis: George W. Bush returns in the iconic role as the bumbling idiot that made him an international star in Mr. Bush’s Peace Talks. In his latest misadventure, Mr. Bush — the [Read more]
New York,NY (APE) – The campaign for Fred Thompson today announced that it would be drawing upon Mr. Thompson’s acting experience in an effort to refill depleted campaign coffers by having the former Republican senator [Read more]
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Last night, Secret Service and FBI agents raided the headquarters of Second Life, seizing all Lindens. Second Life is a sophisticated social-networking tool, better known as a massive, multi-player, online virtual [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the turkeys President Bush pardoned before Thanksgiving are dead. The two turkeys, May and Flowers, that were publicly pardoned by the President in the Rose Garden have been cooked and [Read more]
(Birmingham: Alabama) Ucs News: The traditional black friday shopping madness took a shocking turn. Just minutes after shoppers charged into the Birmingham Wal-mart an unattended child was swept up into the flood of merchandise leaving [Read more]
Given that the overall defense budget is now double what it was when Bush’s father presided over the end of the Cold War, at a time when we don’t have a militarily sophisticated enemy in [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that the dollar bill will be reduced in size by 20% starting next year. The Bureau of Engraving and Printing also indicated that the size reductions will apply to all paper money [Read more]
Fairfax, VA (Rotters) – Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan was taken into custody early this evening by FBI agents. He appeared before a Fairfax, VA judge to enter a plea against charges of [Read more]
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