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ANN COULTER AGREES! BRITISH SCHOOL TEACHER SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR INSULTING MUHAMMAD

November 30, 2007 Staff

Khartoum, Sudan –Thousands of protesters, many brandishing clubs and swords, took to the streets of Sudan’s capital Friday, demanding the execution of a British teacher who let her students name a teddy bear Muhammad. Gillian [Read more]

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Mr. Bush's Peace Talks: Available on DVD 11/27/07

November 28, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Synopsis: George W. Bush returns in the iconic role as the bumbling idiot that made him an international star in Mr. Bush’s Peace Talks. In his latest misadventure, Mr. Bush — the [Read more]

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Fred Thompson to Offset Declining Campaign Funds with Commercial Appearances

November 26, 2007 Staff

New York,NY (APE) – The campaign for Fred Thompson today announced that it would be drawing upon Mr. Thompson’s acting experience in an effort to refill depleted campaign coffers by having the former Republican senator [Read more]

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Secret Service-FBI raid Second Life's HQ, seizing all Lindens

November 26, 2007 Staff

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Last night, Secret Service and FBI agents raided the headquarters of Second Life, seizing all Lindens. Second Life is a sophisticated social-networking tool, better known as a massive, multi-player, online virtual [Read more]

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Washington

Pardoned National Turkeys May and Flower Found Dead, Eaten

November 24, 2007 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the turkeys President Bush pardoned before Thanksgiving are dead. The two turkeys, May and Flowers, that were publicly pardoned by the President in the Rose Garden have been cooked and [Read more]

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Wal-Mart shopping frenzy : 4 year old accidently purchased

November 23, 2007 Staff

(Birmingham: Alabama) Ucs News: The traditional black friday shopping madness took a shocking turn. Just minutes after shoppers charged into the Birmingham Wal-mart an unattended child was swept up into the flood of merchandise leaving [Read more]

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COUNTRY RUNNING OUT OF MONEY? JUST PRINT IT FASTER!" > BUSH%>

November 21, 2007 Staff

Given that the overall defense budget is now double what it was when Bush’s father presided over the end of the Cold War, at a time when we don’t have a militarily sophisticated enemy in [Read more]