CLICK TO ENLARGE Hollywood, CA (DMZ) – Fox Networks today announced that it has signed former heiress Paris Hilton to star in a new reality series entitled “The Trailer Life”. For Hilton, this comes in [Read more]
New York, NY (O! Online) – Lynne Spears, the mother of both Britney and now pregnant teenager Jamie-Lynn announced today that after intensive negotiations she agreed to sell the rights for live coverage of daughter [Read more]
Twas The Day After Christmas, and businesses groused Not a customer was buying the goods they espoused; The stockings marked down with the silk underwear, At Victoria’s Secret with Heidi Klum and fanfare; The children [Read more]
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Unconfirmed Sources has decided to conduct its own, scientific and independent poll to verify whether or not Ron Paul has any support. Using our crack team of Ivy League pollsters, we surveyed [Read more]
Washington, DC (Rotters) – Children worldwide breathed a collective sigh of relief as Santa reportedly dodged an errant anti-missile strike this evening. The Department of Defense insisted that the strike was an accident due in [Read more]
CLICK TO ENLARGE Des Moines, IA (APE) – In a shocking development this weekend, the Hillary Clinton for President campaign announced that she would be abandoning her husband on the campaign trail and replacing him [Read more]
And Then There Were Forty Four… Confused reports are coming in to this organization that one of the Republican candidates for the presidential nomination has quit. While calls to all the known contender’s campaign representatives [Read more]
(The following letter was received by our editorial department this week. We would like to share it, and our reply, with you. Happy Holidays!) Dear Editor- I am 8 years old. Some of my little [Read more]
From: Santa Claus To: All Boys And Girls Date: December 22,2007 Subject: Christmas Gifts Dear Children, It is with great regret that I must inform you that I will no longer be delivering any presents [Read more]
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