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Disinherited Hilton to Star in New Fox Series "The Trailer Life"

December 31, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Hollywood, CA (DMZ) – Fox Networks today announced that it has signed former heiress Paris Hilton to star in a new reality series entitled “The Trailer Life”. For Hilton, this comes in [Read more]

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Jamie-Lynn Inks $10 Million Deal with Fox for Exclusive Live Delivery Room Coverage

December 29, 2007 Staff

New York, NY (O! Online) – Lynne Spears, the mother of both Britney and now pregnant teenager Jamie-Lynn announced today that after intensive negotiations she agreed to sell the rights for live coverage of daughter [Read more]

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Twas the Day After Christmas…

December 28, 2007 Staff

Twas The Day After Christmas, and businesses groused Not a customer was buying the goods they espoused; The stockings marked down with the silk underwear, At Victoria’s Secret with Heidi Klum and fanfare; The children [Read more]

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Norad/Google Santa Tracker goes Horribly Wrong

December 25, 2007 Staff

Washington, DC (Rotters) – Children worldwide breathed a collective sigh of relief as Santa reportedly dodged an errant anti-missile strike this evening. The Department of Defense insisted that the strike was an accident due in [Read more]

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Hillary Dumps Bill for Huckabee in Campaign Shocker

December 23, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE Des Moines, IA (APE) – In a shocking development this weekend, the Hillary Clinton for President campaign announced that she would be abandoning her husband on the campaign trail and replacing him [Read more]

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SUNDAY NEWS ROUNDUP- December 23, 2007

December 23, 2007 Staff

And Then There Were Forty Four… Confused reports are coming in to this organization that one of the Republican candidates for the presidential nomination has quit. While calls to all the known contender’s campaign representatives [Read more]