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Month: December 2007

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National News

GUNTHER SCHNITZEL SENDS ALL

December 21, 2007 Staff

TO MY FELLOW SCRIVNERS TO YOU,READER WHO SOMETIMES TAKE OUR SATIRICAL BITS SERIOUSLY …. AND TO ANYONE ELSE WHO MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY STUMBLED ON THIS WEBSITE tHANKS FOR THE VISIT….. AND A HAPPY AND HEALTHY [Read more]

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I Support Mitt Romney For President, Figurative Speaking, Of Course.

December 21, 2007 Staff

(2007-12-21) Much this week is being made of Mitt Romney’s comments that he watched his father march with Dr. Martin Luther King in Grosse Pointe, Michigan in 1963. While the statement has since proved to [Read more]

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Jingo All the Way: New Christmas DVD Starring Bill O'Reilly

December 21, 2007 Staff

New York, NY (O! Online) – Just in time for Christmas, Fox news announces the release of the DVD remake, “Jingo all the Way” starring Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter. The movie is available exclusively [Read more]

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Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial: Rob Zombie Does Shirley MacClaine. Dick Cheney Goes Postal.

December 20, 2007 Staff

Download Ed-E-torial Extra here. Yes, it’s been a while but Ed-E-torial is back and in HD. Like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Ed was “away” for a while but now he’s back and better than [Read more]

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Jamie Lynn Spears Blames Sister for Pregnancy

December 19, 2007 Staff

Hollywood, CA (O! Online) – In an exclusive interview with O! Online, Jamie Lynn Spears the 16-year-old sister of famous pop tart Britney Spears today revealed that she was pregnant by her boyfriend and costar [Read more]

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Christmas Threatened by Global Warming

December 19, 2007 Staff

CLICK TO ENLARGE North Pole (UPSI) – In an exclusivity interview with UPSI, Kris Kringle, better known as Santa Claus, revealed that the recent acceleration of the melting of the polar ice cap has had [Read more]

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Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"

December 18, 2007 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, [Read more]

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Hillary Clinton, Maybe No Longer Inevitable, But Still Preferred

December 16, 2007 Staff

(This piece represents the views of the writer only…God knows what anyone else here thinks) While everyone in the United States figures that they know who Hillary Clinton is, I’d like to talk about her [Read more]

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Elections

Democrats Pray for Mike Huckabee

December 15, 2007 Staff

(Iowa : Ucs News) Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee has been surging in popularity. Republicans and Democrats alike have been singing the praises of the one time Baptist minister. As evangelicals flock to Huckabee’s conservative [Read more]

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Rachael Ray's Recipe For Christmas Madness

December 14, 2007 Staff

It’s not that I haven’t been warned- ever since I can remember, every year at Christmas I’ve heard reports on television warning me that if I wasn’t careful I might wake up and kill myself. [Read more]

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