(Ucs Technology News) In an attempt to silence it’s online critics the Church of Scientology is fighting back. According to web traffic analysis the Church of Scientology has launched a massive attack involving over 3,500 [Read more]
Los Angeles, CA (DMZ) – Britney Spears was discharged early this morning from the UCLA Medical Center, after an emergency admission last night. She left in a chauffeur driven limousine reportedly owned by the Church [Read more]
WASHINGTON – US Attorney General Michael Mukasey refused Wednesday to define waterboarding as illegal torture, even while admitting that if he underwent the interrogation technique that he would “feel” it is torture. Fending off pressure [Read more]
Hollywood, CA (DMZ) – Teen singing sensation, Miley Cyrus, has admitted that the revealing pictures posted on the Internet of her in her underwear are indeed authentic. She states that she was a victim of [Read more]
Denver, CO (APE) – One week before the nation’s kickoff of the Super Tuesday primaries, the Barack Obama campaign announced that it would be promoting the nomination of former competitor North Carolina Senator John Edwards [Read more]
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Miami, FL (APE) – Former New York Mayor , and former GOP Republican presidential candidate front-runner Rudy Giuliani last night announced that he would be dropping his run for the presidency after a humiliating third-place [Read more]
(Florida) UCS News: The Republican primary turned into another third-place showing for Rudy Giuliani the former New York Mayor fighting two candidates running for history. But it didn’t change his mind to stay in the [Read more]
(Chicago) Ucs News: The Whitewater scandal was an American political scandal which developed in President Bill Clinton’s first term as president, after the death of deputy White House counsel Vincent Foster. After Foster’s death it [Read more]
Download here to meet Amber Colt! (New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it’s not like you haven’t e-mailed us about bringing on a younger co-host. So meet Amber Colt.Now, you [Read more]
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