(Meridian : Mississippi) Ucs News— Speaking from the back seat of the Straight Talk Express Senator John McCain let loose his trademark honesty. Upon hearing of the brokered truce in Basra, McCain declared “Battle of [Read more]
BEIJING (Ucs News)– The Beijing Olympic flame arrived in China today and will begin it’s history tour of the ancient nation. The relay will surely promote the Olympic movement but it’s planned route will remind [Read more]
BEIJING (Ucs News)– The Beijing Olympic flame arrived in China today and will begin it’s history tour of the ancient nation. The relay will surely promote the Olympic movement but it’s planned route will remind [Read more]
(Linden : Ucs News) In a press conference called by the avatar of George W. Bush, the Bush Administration announced that US troops now have the upper hand in the second Battle of Basra. According [Read more]
Johnstown, PA (Rotters) – An emotional New York Senator Hillary Clinton today announced in Pennsylvania that she was looking into foreclosure on her own campaign in order to recover the loss of the $5 million [Read more]
” I’m a good choice!” WASHINGTON – (1 Apr.) Interviewed this morning on TV’s TODAY SHOW, Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton revealed to a stunned audience, her choice for a running mate in her determined drive [Read more]
From the Right and Always Right: A commentary by Randy Wright. The new plan by President Bush to ‘streamline and reorganize’ the oversight functions of the financial markets by the government is guaranteed to fail, [Read more]
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(Washington D.C. : Ucs News)– Secretary Chertoff announced a new Terror Alert Notice for the calendar year of 2008. According to Department of Homeland Security terror prediction analysts and ranking Republican national committee members the [Read more]
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