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Elections

More Straight Talk from John McCain : "Battle of Basra just went tits up"

March 31, 2008 Staff

(Meridian : Mississippi) Ucs News— Speaking from the back seat of the Straight Talk Express Senator John McCain let loose his trademark honesty. Upon hearing of the brokered truce in Basra, McCain declared “Battle of [Read more]

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Olympic Torch Tours Sites of Famous Chinese Massacres

March 31, 2008 Staff

BEIJING (Ucs News)– The Beijing Olympic flame arrived in China today and will begin it’s history tour of the ancient nation. The relay will surely promote the Olympic movement but it’s planned route will remind [Read more]

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Seriously

Olympic Torch Tours Sites of Famous Chinese Massacres

March 31, 2008 Staff

BEIJING (Ucs News)– The Beijing Olympic flame arrived in China today and will begin it’s history tour of the ancient nation. The relay will surely promote the Olympic movement but it’s planned route will remind [Read more]

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Battle for Basra : George W. Bush "US Troops are Winning the War"

March 31, 2008 Staff

(Linden : Ucs News) In a press conference called by the avatar of George W. Bush, the Bush Administration announced that US troops now have the upper hand in the second Battle of Basra. According [Read more]

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National News

Obama Supports Continued Clinton Campaign Despite Bankruptcy

March 31, 2008 Staff

Johnstown, PA (Rotters) – An emotional New York Senator Hillary Clinton today announced in Pennsylvania that she was looking into foreclosure on her own campaign in order to recover the loss of the $5 million [Read more]

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National News

CLINTON PICKS COULTER FOR HER VP

March 30, 2008 Staff

” I’m a good choice!” WASHINGTON – (1 Apr.) Interviewed this morning on TV’s TODAY SHOW, Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton revealed to a stunned audience, her choice for a running mate in her determined drive [Read more]

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Business News

Bush Plans will Wreck Oversight of Financial Markets, and Why That is Good News

March 30, 2008 Staff

From the Right and Always Right: A commentary by Randy Wright. The new plan by President Bush to ‘streamline and reorganize’ the oversight functions of the financial markets by the government is guaranteed to fail, [Read more]

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Washington

Department of Homeland Security Releases 2008 Terror Alert Notice

March 30, 2008 Staff

(Washington D.C. : Ucs News)– Secretary Chertoff announced a new Terror Alert Notice for the calendar year of 2008. According to Department of Homeland Security terror prediction analysts and ranking Republican national committee members the [Read more]